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More MSPaint M4D Pimpage: WEAPONS!!!

Posted: 2003-04-06 03:43am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
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AK47X "Thumper" Stun Cannon
The 30th Century Space Truckers' Best Friend. Used much in the same manner as a 20/21th Century Big Fucking Truck Horn™ to tell the slow-ass idiot driving that Ford Space-POS in the Fast Lane in the Hyperspace Highways to MOVE THAT PIECE OF JUNK!!!
Stun cannons are designed to make a spectacular light show when fired or when the bolts hit something, and they can knock ships around at high settings; useful for getting your point across. This particular model is a high-end stunner, and can easily 'thump' a starship twenty times the size of the Camaro I have _two_ of them mounted on. Double Trouble!

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Coilgun Sniper Rifle
For when you need to pop someone at extremely long range, but don't want laser beams bouncing everywhere. Rated Muzzle Velocity is a good 2 to 8 km/sec depending on power setting. Inertial dampers keep the rather heavy recoil from breaking the shooter's shoulder, but it's still the equivalent to a 12ga firing Magnum shells at the high velocity settings. The projectile is a machined 500grain fin-stabilized tungsten/stainless steel/copper slug with a depleted uranium penetrator in the center. Nice for picking off enemy soldiers using power armor from three kilometers away!

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RAILGUN!!!

This weapon is _ALL_ about Brute Force. It has a 2 inch bore, and its supercharged inertial dampers allow it to blast a five-pound Depleted Uranium slug at up to three kilometers a second! Even with its massive recoil protection activated, this weapon is NOT recommended for non-cyborgs. It is more than capable of killing on both sides of the barrel. The terminal effect of its gigantic hypervelocity slugs is nothing short of Devastating! On a human-size target, generally nothing is left but a rapidly expanding pinkish cloud of tiny gibs, flying bone shrapnel, and superheated vapor easily capable of killing the unlucky target's platoon-mates. And should you get an enfilade shot with this monster, the slug can power-drive through fifty bad guys without missing a beat! Not a nice gun to be on the wrong end of!

EDIT: Inlined the Coilgun pic. It's just too big. :)

Posted: 2003-04-06 02:16pm
by fgalkin
w00t!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2003-04-06 05:51pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Thanks.

Posted: 2003-04-06 06:29pm
by Brother-Captain Gaius
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Posted: 2003-04-06 06:37pm
by Dalton
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 2003-04-06 06:47pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
:shock:

Eep!!

Posted: 2003-04-08 03:27pm
by Setzer
JediNeophyte wrote:Image
Starfleet's newest phaser!

Posted: 2003-04-08 04:01pm
by Sea Skimmer
What a stupid round. Why exactly do you have DU as a core inside of tungsten, which is superior for armor penetration?

Posted: 2003-04-08 04:16pm
by Companion Cube
Sea Skimmer wrote:What a stupid round. Why exactly do you have DU as a core inside of tungsten, which is superior for armor penetration?
I guess armor penetration isn't much of an issue when firing mainly at lightly-armored Q3-ers...