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Black Mages are not as powerful as they are made out to be..

Posted: 2003-05-23 11:10pm
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Bwahaha!

Image

Posted: 2003-05-24 01:06am
by Kuja
The FF2 opening, right?

The guy in blue at the bottom is Cecil, I think...

Posted: 2003-05-24 11:27am
by Captain Cyran
DIE FOOL!!!

Those were not true Black Mages, no, it must be propaganda from those damn Gnomes!

No self-respecting Black Mage would get caught by simple castle gaurds!

Posted: 2003-05-24 01:00pm
by Agent Fisher
Captain_Cyran wrote:DIE FOOL!!!

Those were not true Black Mages, no, it must be propaganda from those damn Gnomes!

No self-respecting Black Mage would get caught by simple castle gaurds!
the mages will lose to the Gnomes :finger:
:kill: mages

Posted: 2003-05-24 02:39pm
by Captain Cyran
If that is the biggest weapon I will have to worry about, I am not afraid..


Gnome---> Image

THAT is power.

Posted: 2003-05-24 02:52pm
by Kuja
Captain_Cyran wrote:DIE FOOL!!!

Those were not true Black Mages, no, it must be propaganda from those damn Gnomes!

No self-respecting Black Mage would get caught by simple castle gaurds!
it was because White Mage was distracting them. Yeah, that's it.

Posted: 2003-05-24 02:54pm
by Captain Cyran
Of course! Why didn't I think of that.

Also, you'll notice that they don't go into what happens after that stillframe, it probably consists of the Black Mages tearing everyone in that castle apart with their amazing powers.

Posted: 2003-05-24 03:19pm
by Agent Fisher
Captain_Cyran wrote:If that is the biggest weapon I will have to worry about, I am not afraid..


Gnome---> Image

THAT is power.
that is ok but it is overkill three 9mm rounds to the back of your skull will kill you just the same

Posted: 2003-05-24 04:11pm
by Captain Cyran
True, but if you can kill someone two ways, it's always more fun to choose the flashier and far more kick-ass looking way.

Posted: 2003-05-24 05:26pm
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Captain_Cyran wrote:Of course! Why didn't I think of that.

Also, you'll notice that they don't go into what happens after that stillframe, it probably consists of the Black Mages tearing everyone in that castle apart with their amazing powers.
Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.

Posted: 2003-05-24 05:50pm
by Captain Cyran
JediNeophyte wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Of course! Why didn't I think of that.

Also, you'll notice that they don't go into what happens after that stillframe, it probably consists of the Black Mages tearing everyone in that castle apart with their amazing powers.
Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.
*Covers Neophyte's mouth before he can finish talking* What's that you say, soldiers getting wasted with no casualties to the Black Mages?

Posted: 2003-05-24 06:04pm
by Agent Fisher
Captain_Cyran wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Of course! Why didn't I think of that.

Also, you'll notice that they don't go into what happens after that stillframe, it probably consists of the Black Mages tearing everyone in that castle apart with their amazing powers.
Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.
*Covers Neophyte's mouth before he can finish talking* What's that you say, soldiers getting wasted with no casualties to the Black Mages?
Fisher use a megaphone to tell every the truth about how the black mages suck

Posted: 2003-05-24 06:07pm
by Captain Cyran
Anget Fisher wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote: Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.
*Covers Neophyte's mouth before he can finish talking* What's that you say, soldiers getting wasted with no casualties to the Black Mages?
Fisher use a megaphone to tell every the truth about how the black mages suck
*Cyran uses a gerbil with a nuke tied to it to 'take care' of Fisher.*

Bastard...damn Gnome conspiricies.

Posted: 2003-05-24 06:08pm
by Darth Yoshi
JediNeophyte wrote:Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.
LIAR! The White Mage cannot and will not be defeated so easily!

Posted: 2003-05-24 06:09pm
by Agent Fisher
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: *Covers Neophyte's mouth before he can finish talking* What's that you say, soldiers getting wasted with no casualties to the Black Mages?
Fisher use a megaphone to tell every the truth about how the black mages suck
*Cyran uses a gerbil with a nuke tied to it to 'take care' of Fisher.*

Bastard...damn Gnome conspiricies.
only to realize that thanks to the miracle of tekknobabble that it was a hologram he balsted and millions of holo of anget fisher pop up all over the place even if cyran nukes them all it will take years by then the truth will have spread

Posted: 2003-05-24 06:10pm
by Captain Cyran
Darth Yoshi wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.
LIAR! The White Mage cannot and will not be defeated so easily!
Yeah, the Black Mages would protect her with their lives, not that it would come to that anyway seeing as if they were real Black Mages they would be able to take care of those soldiers no problem.

Posted: 2003-05-24 06:11pm
by Captain Cyran
*Messes with the image, and finds that they are not REALLY Black Mages, simply old men trying to be black mages!*

Ah ha! Now the truth shall reign!

Posted: 2003-05-24 06:57pm
by Darth Yoshi
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Messes with the image, and finds that they are not REALLY Black Mages, simply old men trying to be black mages!*

Ah ha! Now the truth shall reign!
Hey yeah. Isn't that old geezer who told Fighter about the Armor of Invincibility still on the loose? He does wear blue robes...

Posted: 2003-05-24 07:01pm
by Darksider
Anget Fisher wrote: only to realize that thanks to the miracle of tekknobabble that it was a hologram he balsted and millions of holo of anget fisher pop up all over the place even if cyran nukes them all it will take years by then the truth will have spread

:::: Charges into thread, firing dual 9mm at all Fisher "copies":::::::

Posted: 2003-05-24 07:07pm
by Captain Cyran
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Messes with the image, and finds that they are not REALLY Black Mages, simply old men trying to be black mages!*

Ah ha! Now the truth shall reign!
Hey yeah. Isn't that old geezer who told Fighter about the Armor of Invincibility still on the loose? He does wear blue robes...
That's right! See, it's just that old guy and some friends getting what they deserve.

Posted: 2003-05-24 07:57pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Oh boy, a Final Fantasy/Matrix Crossover TGOD...

8)

Posted: 2003-05-24 07:59pm
by Captain Cyran
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh boy, a Final Fantasy/Matrix Crossover TGOD...

8)
Don't give us any more ideas Iggy.

Posted: 2003-05-24 08:03pm
by Darksider
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh boy, a Final Fantasy/Matrix Crossover TGOD...

8)
Don't give us any more ideas Iggy.

::::: Bullets slow down to bullet-time speeds:::

:::: jumps up and runs along the wall, blazing with twin 9mm::::

Posted: 2003-05-24 10:15pm
by Kuja
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh boy, a Final Fantasy/Matrix Crossover TGOD...

8)
Don't give us any more ideas Iggy.
Image

ENTER THE MAGETRIX!

Posted: 2003-05-25 12:46am
by Darth Yoshi
IG-88E wrote:http://jmspoofe.tripod.com/randomstuff/bm2.txt

ENTER THE MAGETRIX!
:lol: Oh man, my abdomen hurts now.