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Many thanks to Ian at Mac Hall for another wonderful comic.

Tip - Always flush the tissues down the toilet when you're done. Cuts down on the mess and eliminates the funky smell.

I've been saying this alot lately but
ROFLMAO

Kelly Antilles wrote:Many thanks to Ian at Mac Hall for another wonderful comic.

*snip*

I don't use hand lotion, nor do I have that much porn on my hard drive.

Another tip: DO use hand lotion or some sort of lubricant, unless you want to find out how badly semen and open wounds caused by chafing mix the hard way.

X of Redness +3

I don't have enough memory for 40 gigs of porn, and having a ton of porn on a shared computer is not a smart idea.

While funny, I do not keep pornography on my computers.

Nope not me. I haven't even broken 1 gig yet. Hell, my hard drive's only 19 gigs.

Whoops ya got me!

20gigs here, mostly JPEGs and 1-5meg video clips, and proportioned 90%gay, 10% str8 porn...

EDIT: Oh, I use K-Y jelly, not hand lotion.
EDIT2: That nailed it PERFECTLY!! Except my porn's rather randomly scattered all over my D drive instead of being all in one folder I always leave open.

I used to have three boxes of Floppy disks labeled "Porn", "Anime Porn" & "More Anime Porn" including Minmei giving "Lip Service" to a micronized Khyron, back when I was in high school. Funny thing is until my baby sister started climbing on chairs and tables trying to get ahold of my disks the parent's had no problem with this....

That's not like me at all. No really.

Yey I can see it now. That sure ain't me.
















I don't leave the friggin' folder open, that's retarded.

JediNeophyte wrote:Yey I can see it now. That sure ain't me.


I don't leave the friggin' folder open, that's retarded.

Well, there's half a dozen gay guys here, so no problemo!

Um... Unfortunately I don't 40 gigs on my computer, let alone 40 gigs of porn... No hand lotion either... or waste basket for that matter...

I couldn't help but chuckle while reading that comic.

My computer is in my living room, so no wacking on-line. When they're not arround however i'll look at stuff and store it in my head for when i'm in my room. All my porn is on a hidde4n folder accessable only by me, the administrator.

Bah! Thats NOTHING like me!

I don't use hand lotion.

I use papertowel not klenex.

I have maybe, MAYBE 50 megs of porn on my computer.

Wow! Kelly, are you a mind reader? ROTFL

Durran Korr wrote:Another tip: DO use hand lotion or some sort of lubricant, unless you want to find out how badly semen and open wounds caused by chafing mix the hard way.

That's the grossest thing I've read in, oh,.....hours.

Durran Korr wrote:Another tip: DO use hand lotion or some sort of lubricant, unless you want to find out how badly semen and open wounds caused by chafing mix the hard way.

Bah, I don't get chafing because:

1. I don't do it all the time.
2. Pre-cum. Need I say more?

Vertigo1 wrote:2. Pre-cum. Need I say more?

Yummy!!!

No pr0n on yer computer? Not your bag? Well, at least we know who all the liars are now.

* Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity ....................

Bah.

Amateurs.