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Feel free to compose one, or adapt an existing one...

This is a spin off of a caption competition at a christian message board....I adapted the song "Onward Christian Soldiers"





Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.

Jong, the royal Master, leads against the foe;

forward into battle see his banners go!


Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.


At the sign of triumph Bush's host doth flee;

on then, Commie soldiers, on to victory!

The West's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;

brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.



Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.



Like a mighty army moves the Great Red Flag;

brothers, we are treading where the tanks have trod.

We are not divided, all one body we,

one in hope and doctrine, one in charity.



Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.



Crowns and thrones my perish, kingdoms rise and wane,

but the Land of North Korea constant will remain.

Gates of the West can never gainst that Land prevail;

we have Jong's own promise, and that cannot fail.



Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.



Onward then, ye people, join our happy throng,

blend with ours your voices in the triumph song.

Glory, laud, and honor unto Jong the King,

this through countless ages men and angels sing.



Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.

"we've got big hats and we can not lie,
all you other fuckers cant hide.."

x.x

The "can't" would have to be "cannot" to have the right number of syllables for that line.

I think Shaft or Sesame Street's theme would work nice.

Anyone who can butcher ths song to fit that photo(if it doesnt already ) Gets a cookie


Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street

Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street

It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To Happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame street...

How to get to Sesame Street

howedar, i know, but i didnt think it fit because cannot was already used in the same position above it so it would have sounded weird. x.x

damn that guy is FAT

We've got BIG HATS and we cannot lie
You otha commies can't see why...

Oh-when-the-hordes
Oh-when-the-hordes
Oh when the hooordes come marching in...
We will rise...
To glorious
Re-vo-lution!

When the hordes come mar-ching in!

Looks like the Commie version of the Village People.

Macho, Macho man...

Maybe they inflate their hats to attract mates? It looks like a couple of them are getting light already, they're ready to take to the air.

That's begging for a weezer adaptation...which one im not sure...but think weezer....

When I see that pic, I think of a song. The super-fast drumbeat of a GE M134 Minigun as I sweep it back and forth again and again, swiss-cheese-ing the little Commie whore with his Kid-N-Play haircut and all his butt-buddy lackeys into bloody ground hamburger...

Atavarius wrote:Looks like the Commie version of the Village People.

Macho, Macho man...

Maoist, Maoist man...

(Ok he's Stalinist, but YOU try to fit it in!)

Here come the Men in Green
Communist oppressors
Here come the Men in Green (Echo:Men in Green)
Why do you resist us...

It's all I've got.

Alyrium Denryle wrote: Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.

Jong, the royal Master, leads against the foe;

forward into battle see his banners go!


Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.


At the sign of triumph Bush's host doth flee;

on then, Commie soldiers, on to victory!

The West's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;

brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.



Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.



Like a mighty army moves the Great Red Flag;

brothers, we are treading where the tanks have trod.

We are not divided, all one body we,

one in hope and doctrine, one in charity.



Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.



Crowns and thrones my perish, kingdoms rise and wane,

but the Land of North Korea constant will remain.

Gates of the West can never gainst that Land prevail;

we have Jong's own promise, and that cannot fail.



Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.



Onward then, ye people, join our happy throng,

blend with ours your voices in the triumph song.

Glory, laud, and honor unto Jong the King,

this through countless ages men and angels sing.



Onward, Commie soldiers, marching as to war,

with the guns of Kim Jong going on before.

Wait until the Maoist Movement gets hold of this song.