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Is that Lenin?

Is that a dildo he's holding?

[RA2 DGG]HAIL MOTHER RUS--er...AMERICA![/RA2 DGG]

[Just Regular Old Gnome]Er...yeah.[/JROG]

Excellent...

Hah!

Lenin's gotta be rolling in his grave at that...

...?

HemlockGrey wrote:...?

There was this guy named Lenin and he made a big empire but Ronald Reagan single-handedly defeated him in hand to hand combat and won the cold war and Lenin lost and stuff.

He had a predilection towards the color red.

StarshipTitanic wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:...?

There was this guy named Lenin and he made a big empire but Ronald Reagan single-handedly defeated him in hand to hand combat and won the cold war and Lenin lost and stuff.

He had a predilection towards the color red.

I reckon thats FUQable !

StarshipTitanic wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:...?

There was this guy named Lenin and he made a big empire but Ronald Reagan single-handedly defeated him in hand to hand combat and won the cold war and Lenin lost and stuff.

He had a predilection towards the color red.

Really funny

Aw, thanks.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is that a dildo he's holding?

I think he's holding a beer!

paladin wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is that a dildo he's holding?

I think he's holding a beer!

No dammit, it's Vodka!

It looks like a scroll or something (though having him a hold a gigantic pink dildo would've sealed the deal).

Lenin cannot roll in his grave, considering his body is on display in a public Mausoleum.

Furthermore, the Cold War isn't over. When you least expect it, Russian paratroopers are landing in the football field outside your high school, shooting up your classroom, RPGing your pickup trucks, sponsoring an invasion from the south by Cuba, and nuking Washington.

What are you gonna do, run up into the hills with your hunting rifles, put twigs in your hat, call yourself something stupid like "Wolverines", and fight a guerilla war agains the russkies?*

*- from the documentary Red Dawn

I didn't see the caption on the statue. It all makes so much sense now.

'Must...crush...capitalism...'

Vympel wrote:Lenin cannot roll in his grave, considering his body is on display in a public Mausoleum.

Furthermore, the Cold War isn't over. When you least expect it, Russian paratroopers are landing in the football field outside your high school, shooting up your classroom, RPGing your pickup trucks, sponsoring an invasion from the south by Cuba, and nuking Washington.

What are you gonna do, run up into the hills with your hunting rifles, put twigs in your hat, call yourself something stupid like "Wolverines", and fight a guerilla war agains the russkies?*

*- from the documentary Red Dawn

My high school's football team got its name from that movie.....

paladin wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is that a dildo he's holding?

I think he's holding a beer!

It's way too slender. I think I see a "fireman hat" on the tip...

HemlockGrey wrote:I didn't see the caption on the statue. It all makes so much sense now.

'Must...crush...capitalism...'

The fact that the statue is made of gold is also significant.

Heh, come to think of it, this picture would have been even more effective if it had Lenin sitting on a toilet made of gold with his pants down.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is that a dildo he's holding?

he fished out the half of the dildo that Ronald Reagan broke off in his ass.

'Twould be better if it had him bending over holding his cheeks open.

What are ye lookin at me like that for?!

America Won... What does that have to do with Lenin holding a dildo?

Lenin ought to be rolling in his glass mausoleum on display to the public. In fact, he just might be angry enough to come back to life as a zombie and take over Russia again.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:America Won... What does that have to do with Lenin holding a dildo?

Because the USSR got fucked over. Duh.

It's called symbolism!