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..........

Lots of ferretty goodness. Christina went to sleep in my pants and when I pulled them off the ground she came tumbling out of them...

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How CUTE!
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I've looked in Shep's pants, and I call it cute as hell! :lol:

Nice Martha Stewart pillows, BTW. :wink:

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I so want a ferret....ferrets are so cool...
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Captain_Cyran wrote:I so want a ferret....ferrets are so cool...
Be prepared to have it shit all over the place....note, carpet samples placed
in corners are your friend.
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MKSheppard wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I so want a ferret....ferrets are so cool...
Be prepared to have it shit all over the place....note, carpet samples placed
in corners are your friend.
Oh no no, I'm not gonna let it wander the house...most of the time.
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Frank Hipper wrote:I've looked in Shep's pants, and I call it cute as hell! :lol:

Nice Martha Stewart pillows, BTW. :wink:

:lol:
Hehehehe j00 are 3v!|! LOL

Although the contents of Shep's pants do make Hello Kitty look ugly.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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The ferret and the dog get along all right, do they?
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Cute ferret




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Shinova wrote:The ferret and the dog get along all right, do they?
This is just Shep going through his basement of 30 year old pictures of his long lost ferret. What you are seeing here are the final moments of the ferret, instances before the dog pounces on his unsuspecting prey.
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My dog and ferret NEVER got along. the ferret always tried to ambush her. The dog would play along for a bit, then lay her paw across the ferret's midsection and watch it flail about uselessly until she got bored.


Once the ferret got Lacey, though. Latched onto the piece of cartiledge that separates the two nostrils and would not let go. Lacey was jumping around like a retarded idiot trying to get that ferret off. When it finally let go, the dog had a nosebleed and a new respect for ambushes.

the Ferret's name? Poto. :wink:
(We had a koto, too, but she ran away. We can only assume she was picked up by an opportunistic hawk or something.)
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Huh. Shep and I have the same kind of pillow.
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Kuja wrote:Huh. Shep and I have the same kind of pillow.
Martha Stewart pillows?

*Points and laughs at the goobers* :lol:
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Costco, baby!
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Shep, your pants look a lot like a pillowcase, to me :P
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Why is this in HoS?

EDIT: Just realised it wasn't.
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Gandalf wrote:Why is this in HoS?
Are you lost, Gandalf?
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Ferrets are vicious little swines that smell unholy and have a habit of leaving rotting carcases lying around their den. We found it was always handy to have a bucket of water lying around so when the bastards latch on and wont let go you simply place the effected part under water and watch the little sod decide which is more important, breathing or biting you. Good luck to you sir.
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Kuja wrote:Huh. Shep and I have the same kind of pillow.
Martha Stewart pillows?

*Points and laughs at the goobers* :lol:
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InnerBrat wrote:Shep, your pants look a lot like a pillowcase, to me :P
Hey, I didn't have my digital camera ready when I picked up my pants to
capture her inside them, so I substituted a picture taken a day or two earlier.
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Kenny_10_Bellys wrote:We found it was always handy to have a bucket of water lying around so when the bastards latch on and wont let go you simply place the effected part under water and watch the little sod decide which is more important, breathing or biting you.
Uh, you have ferrets in scotland?
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How cute...

Is that the only time something wanted to get in your pants?
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Seeing that Shep made this thread, I was a bit wary about clicking on it, but that ferret is neat.
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Cute ferret shep... I prefer reptiles but...
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YT300000 wrote:Seeing that Shep made this thread, I was a bit wary about clicking on it, but that ferret is neat.
You don't know Shep, very well, do you? He'll never talk about his penis when he can talk about Christine.
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