Gnome Hunter!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-10 11:01pm

Testing the artwerk, this has the potential to become a great miniseries

Starring Darth Fanboy as:

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-10 11:02pm

Spiffy. Will a dashing Black Mage feature prominently?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-10 11:03pm

What, no boat oars?

~ver

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-10-10 11:10pm

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And I hereby declare this day that the Gnomish Inquisitorius has placed Darth Fanboy on their list for the seventh time, making him the #3 enemy of the state within the borders of Gnomish space.

Do not buy into their lies. That is all.
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Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-10 11:15pm

verilon wrote:What, no boat oars?

~ver

I was thinking about adding an oar behind the text and the Gnome but I cant draw them for shit, hehehe.

I was inspired by "How Stravo got his groove back" but I have a feeling that the Amountof Gnome Death will decline Sharply in that story.

Check tis out though, a trailer

Deep Movie Intro Voice wrote:
They Lurk in the darkness

DGG: One day we will leave these vermin infested caves and rise up!

Biding their time in the shadows

MiTh: No one over five feet tall will be spared our wrath!

Plotting Chaos and Disorder.

RogueIce: And which race will supplant humanity as masters of Earth?"

Redshirt Gnomish Soldiers: GNOMES!

Their invasion has one great obstacle

*"School of Hard Knocks" by POD begins playing*

*Cue to images of a figure weilding a large wooden boat oar. With every skilled swing of the oar A Gnomish REdshirt Soldier falls in a bloody pile of intestinal contents. He pauses after butchering a gnome and fires a Mind Bullet towards an onrushing horde of Gnomes. A large explosion ensues.

Said individual is running out of a caveand is suddenly besieged by a crazed horde of four foot epehmeral demons. As he prepares to make his stand an incredible explosion ensues. He loosk back to see a group of the mysterious black mages hefting heavy artillery stnading their ground as well.*

...The hero in the war against Segnor is....the GNOME HUNTER

in Theatres 2014, sneak preview on SDNet much much sooner

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-10 11:17pm

[laughs] Good intro, DF. And.. Google for boat oar pics?

Just kidding.

~ver

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-10 11:20pm

Hehehe...

Let the destruction begin...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-10-10 11:22pm

I love this thread...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-10-10 11:25pm

But what can I say, I love mes da mind bullets--that's telekenesis Fanboy!--rock on.

Nitpick: When was the last time you smacked over a garden gnome and it exploded into a "bloody pile of intestinal contents"? If recently, or ever, I suggest you contact your local police force immediately!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-10 11:30pm

A Scene from Gnome Hunter Episode 1: Rise of the Gnomes

Black Mage Nitram: He Is the Chosen One!

Black Mage Cyran: But he wields no magic! How does he defeat gnomes?

fanboy: you don't use any magic either, its just a bazooka with the word "Hadoken", scrawled on the side.

Black Mage Cyran: Sacrilege! Are you trying to tell me there isn't anything Magical about large explosions and wholesale slaughter?

Fanboy: .....Oooook

however Now that the sig banner has been tested I will take Any further work on this topic to Fanfics.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-10-10 11:33pm

^ Twin posties!

~ver

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-10 11:40pm

I hope Alyrium the Minister of Sin... Apprentice to Nitram, and slayer of gnomes will feature prominently?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-10 11:48pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I hope Alyrium the Minister of Sin... Apprentice to Nitram, and slayer of gnomes will feature prominently?

I would Imagine all affiliated with the black mages would be in some way.

Fortunately for the gnomes they have an army of Gnomish Redshirt soldiers to use, to provide a living (until they die that is) character shield for the leaders.

I was thinking about making DGG some sort of Crazy Mutant Gnome, that looks like a Giant Slug and spouts out new Gnomish Soldiers from some sort of opening in the rear. Like The sLurm Queen in futurama a bit. hehehehe

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-11 12:18am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I hope Alyrium the Minister of Sin... Apprentice to Nitram, and slayer of gnomes will feature prominently?
I would Imagine all affiliated with the black mages would be in some way.

Fortunately for the gnomes they have an army of Gnomish Redshirt soldiers to use, to provide a living (until they die that is) character shield for the leaders.

I was thinking about making DGG some sort of Crazy Mutant Gnome, that looks like a Giant Slug and spouts out new Gnomish Soldiers from some sort of opening in the rear. Like The sLurm Queen in futurama a bit. hehehehe

Will our spell casting be preserved? Nitram gets his magic, and his mechs... I get my spells and BMV ESSD fleet...?

Or just the spells?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-10-11 12:21am

Please tell me I get my 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle'...

If you don't want me to that's ok. No loss...I still get a bazooka.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-11 12:33am

THe mages will be outfitted with a wide variety of weapons, nothing futuristic, but a damn fun arsenal of modern day conventional weaponry, a few nukes, and there wil be spellcasting, though mostly it will be bazooka induced explosions, high powered rifles sound good too.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-11 12:36am

Darth Fanboy wrote:THe mages will be outfitted with a wide variety of weapons, nothing futuristic, but a damn fun arsenal of modern day conventional weaponry, a few nukes, and there wil be spellcasting, though mostly it will be bazooka induced explosions, high powered rifles sound good too.

Because some of the shit I do in TGODs isnt possible with tech... And you know those gnomes... constant inovation is needed....

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-11 12:40am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:THe mages will be outfitted with a wide variety of weapons, nothing futuristic, but a damn fun arsenal of modern day conventional weaponry, a few nukes, and there wil be spellcasting, though mostly it will be bazooka induced explosions, high powered rifles sound good too.
Because some of the shit I do in TGODs isnt possible with tech...

If its too futuristic for modern day Earth, then you dont get it, otherwise yer all good.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-11 01:15am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:THe mages will be outfitted with a wide variety of weapons, nothing futuristic, but a damn fun arsenal of modern day conventional weaponry, a few nukes, and there wil be spellcasting, though mostly it will be bazooka induced explosions, high powered rifles sound good too.
Because some of the shit I do in TGODs isnt possible with tech...
If its too futuristic for modern day Earth, then you dont get it, otherwise yer all good.

I was refering to my spells of doom..... You have seen th TGODs

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-11 01:21am

I have?

Either way Spells are good.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-10-11 01:24am

Ok good.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-10-11 01:25am

I have mechs?

Well, I suppose Big O would be fun. But, well, give me a bazooka, and one scene where I do an actual spell, and I shall be a happy monkey.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-11 01:31am

SirNitram wrote:I have mechs?

Well, I suppose Big O would be fun. But, well, give me a bazooka, and one scene where I do an actual spell, and I shall be a happy monkey.

No Mechs, I can give you Magic and All sorts of Bazookas, Stingermissles, and the various array of automatic weapons.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-10-11 02:16am

Flare Star is always good.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-10-11 02:23am

Kuja wrote:Flare Star is always good.

Bio is much crueler, because Bio spells in my opinion cause severe gastrointenstinal problems.