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Posted: **2003-11-01 05:16pm**

They always say that the women dig a man in uniform...

So, that being the case, I now await the phone calls:

And remember, I'm an Officer* and a Gentleman.

*Well, almost anyway... *grin*

Posted: **2003-11-01 07:05pm**

I was right about to say 'Pica No Worka' but it somehow, well, worked!

YOU'RE CUTE!!!

Posted: **2003-11-01 07:25pm**

The Village People - In The Navy

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!

If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.

In the Navy...

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.

In the Navy... (fade out)

Posted: **2003-11-01 07:37pm**

You look like you're about fourteen.

Posted: **2003-11-01 07:41pm**

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You look like you're about fourteen.

He is 14. It's his Halloween costume. Duh.

Posted: **2003-11-01 08:22pm**

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You look like you're about fourteen.
He is 14. It's his Halloween costume. Duh.

*directs 5 in gunfire at both of them, followed by an air strike from a flight of F/A-18s, and finished up with a concerted Marine assault on their homes, leaving nothing behind*

I don't care how far inland you are, those 5 in shells did hit you!

Damn kids...

Posted: **2003-11-01 08:30pm**

Why, you're not rouge at all!

Posted: **2003-11-01 11:16pm**

That's a nice outfit, but where are your friends in the cop, cowboy, indian, and construction worker costums?

Posted: **2003-11-01 11:32pm**

Wicked Pilot wrote:That's a nice outfit, but where are your friends in the cop, cowboy, indian, and construction worker costums?

You have me confused with the enlisted side. So, I'll leave you to Lonestar and Tsyroc. Sir.

But no worries. At least I don't look like a salesman/bus driver in my uniform.

Posted: **2003-11-01 11:39pm**

RogueIce wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You look like you're about fourteen.
He is 14. It's his Halloween costume. Duh.
*directs 5 in gunfire at both of them, followed by an air strike from a flight of F/A-18s, and finished up with a concerted Marine assault on their homes, leaving nothing behind*

I don't care how far inland you are, those 5 in shells did hit you!

Damn kids...

Good thing I was out buying groceries. I would have been toasted.

*Cyran goes on a killing spree, slaughtering everyone except RogueIce who was involved in the strike.* You better watch your back YMCA boy...

Posted: **2003-11-01 11:41pm**

RogueIce wrote:But no worries. At least I don't look like a salesman/bus driver in my uniform.

I'll wear that uniform only twice this year. Every other day, I am in green and grey.

Posted: **2003-11-02 01:04pm**

Wicked Pilot wrote:
RogueIce wrote:But no worries. At least I don't look like a salesman/bus driver in my uniform.
I'll wear that uniform only twice this year. Every other day, I am in green and grey.

Ah, wearing jammies then...

Yep, that sounds about right for the Boys in Blue...

Posted: **2003-11-02 01:11pm**

RogueIce wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:You look like you're about fourteen.
He is 14. It's his Halloween costume. Duh.
*directs 5 in gunfire at both of them, followed by an air strike from a flight of F/A-18s, and finished up with a concerted Marine assault on their homes, leaving nothing behind*

I don't care how far inland you are, those 5 in shells did hit you!

Damn kids...

Little sensitive about your age, egh?

Posted: **2003-11-02 01:19pm**

Stormbringer wrote:Little sensitive about your age, egh?

Not really, but it was Spanky and Cyran. Mr "Hush, child" and a BM. They've had it coming, and that was a handy excuse.

Posted: **2003-11-02 01:23pm**

Come on guys, be nice. We're proud of you boy, make this country proud! Of course, he'll probably get married at his first port of call and his parents will die of a heart-attack..

Posted: **2003-11-02 01:28pm**

RogueIce wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Little sensitive about your age, egh?
Not really, but it was Spanky and Cyran. Mr "Hush, child" and a BM. They've had it coming, and that was a handy excuse.

You realize I was implying that they were right and you're fourteen right?

Posted: **2003-11-02 01:37pm**

Stormbringer wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Little sensitive about your age, egh?
Not really, but it was Spanky and Cyran. Mr "Hush, child" and a BM. They've had it coming, and that was a handy excuse.
You realize I was implying that they were right and you're fourteen right?

Well, since I'm not then anyone saying otherwise is either joking or an outright liar.

Posted: **2003-11-02 01:41pm**

RogueIce wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:You realize I was implying that they were right and you're fourteen right?
Well, since I'm not then anyone saying otherwise is either joking or an outright liar.

So you say.......

Posted: **2003-11-02 01:45pm**

Stormbringer wrote:So you say.......

*sigh*

No respect...

That's it, when the evil hordes invade the US of A, I'm not saving you three. So there.

Posted: **2003-11-02 05:33pm**

RogueIce wrote:Ah, wearing jammies then...

Yep, that sounds about right for the Boys in Blue...

At least I don't have my name stenciled onto my butt.

Posted: **2003-11-02 06:07pm**

Wicked Pilot wrote:At least I don't have my name stenciled onto my butt.

*looks at his finely shaped, well-toned "aft"*

Hey, neither do I!

*walks away whistleing while thinking to himself how much more skilled Navy pilots must be to land on carriers than their AF counterparts*

Posted: **2003-11-02 10:31pm**

RogueIce wrote:*walks away whistleing while thinking to himself how much more skilled Navy pilots must be to land on carriers than their AF counterparts*

*walks away thinking how AF pilots don't need ships to carry them to war, but instead launch their sorties from U.S. soil, bomb the enemy half way around the world, and return back home for dinner.

Posted: **2003-11-03 07:46pm**

Wicked Pilot wrote:
RogueIce wrote:*walks away whistleing while thinking to himself how much more skilled Navy pilots must be to land on carriers than their AF counterparts*
*walks away thinking how AF pilots don't need ships to carry them to war, but instead launch their sorties from U.S. soil, bomb the enemy half way around the world, and return back home for dinner.

*walks back thinking that just goes to show that Navy pilots are real warriors as opposed to glorified airliner pilots who occasionally drop a few bombs now and again*

Posted: **2003-11-04 05:59am**

*hands both guys each a standard Colt 1911A1 .45ACP pistol with eight ball rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber*

Here ya go, something to even the odds. Now play nice.

Posted: **2003-11-04 12:12pm**

"HEY! P.O. ICE! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN, EVERYONE'S HUNGRY!"

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