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Posted: 2003-11-21 04:42am
by BoredShirtless
Wacko Jacko's mug shot

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Posted: 2003-11-21 04:58am
by Shinova
Dang, he actually looks worse than I last saw him.

Posted: 2003-11-21 04:59am
by neoolong
He looks like a transvestite.

Posted: 2003-11-21 06:28am
by Sarevok
Is he really a man ?

Posted: 2003-11-21 07:05am
by Chardok
Can you IMAGINE what he's going to have to go through if he ends up in prison? :shock:

Posted: 2003-11-21 07:08am
by BoredShirtless
Chardok wrote:Can you IMAGINE what he's going to have to go through if he ends up in prison? :shock:
He'll be segregated, no way they'll let him in with the general populace. It will look bad for the prison if Michael gets hurt. And I think most prisons seperate pedophiles anyway.

Posted: 2003-11-21 07:26am
by Bill Door
Upon seeing Jacko's face I immediatly thought
"As soon as I can find some I'm going to toss my cookies"

Freefall

Posted: 2003-11-21 07:41am
by Admiral Valdemar
He also weighs less than 9 stone and is 5'11" tall.

Posted: 2003-11-21 12:32pm
by Dalton
120 pounds I think the number is.

You should have seen the barely-controlled mild panic at MSNBC when this story broke.

"Where's the Jacko in handcuffs picture?!
1619, just like last time!!
Where's the mugshot?!
1636, JUST LIKE LAST TIME!!"

Posted: 2003-11-21 12:38pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Chardok wrote:Can you IMAGINE what he's going to have to go through if he ends up in prison? :shock:
Personally, I wouldn't touch him. I can't image anyone else willing to, either...

Posted: 2003-11-21 01:03pm
by BoredShirtless
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Personally, I wouldn't touch him. I can't image anyone else willing to, either...
I wouldn't use "touch" to describe fists and kicks :wink:

Posted: 2003-11-21 01:08pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
BoredShirtless wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Personally, I wouldn't touch him. I can't image anyone else willing to, either...
I wouldn't use "touch" to describe fists and kicks :wink:
Or a 12 gauge lead slug splattering his head all over the room at 1300 feet per second... :evil: :evil:

EDIT: *sees pic of Jacko again, changes 'ripping his head in half' to 'splattering his head all over the room'*

Posted: 2003-11-21 01:19pm
by BoredShirtless
Ok, let's be fair here, he hasn't been found guilty of anything. Could be that kid is getting used by the parents to rob Wacko Jacko.

Posted: 2003-11-21 02:05pm
by 2000AD
Is there any point in taing a mug shot? Chances are it'll be out of date in a year the way Wacko goes through faces!

Posted: 2003-11-21 02:07pm
by Isolder74
2000AD wrote:Is there any point in taing a mug shot? Chances are it'll be out of date in a year the way Wacko goes through faces!
I don't know it doesn't look like there is much more left to work with :lol:

Are you sure that is him it looks so inorganic, robotic...........

Posted: 2003-11-21 02:32pm
by 2000AD
I wonder what the picture on his passport looks like? Could it still be a black guy?

Posted: 2003-11-21 03:40pm
by Montcalm
How much of him is organic and how much is not. :shock:

Posted: 2003-11-21 06:07pm
by Uraniun235
He's like a Death Clown or something. :shock:

Posted: 2003-11-21 06:44pm
by YT300000
Montcalm wrote:How much of him is organic and how much is not. :shock:
More than Cher. :lol:

Posted: 2003-11-21 06:44pm
by Dalton
BoredShirtless wrote:Ok, let's be fair here, he hasn't been found guilty of anything. Could be that kid is getting used by the parents to rob Wacko Jacko.
He has a secret room behind his walk-in closet with pictures of underage boys and videotapes, and a stairwell from his bedroom to a windowless child's bedroom.

Posted: 2003-11-21 06:59pm
by Rye
Dalton wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:Ok, let's be fair here, he hasn't been found guilty of anything. Could be that kid is getting used by the parents to rob Wacko Jacko.
He has a secret room behind his walk-in closet with pictures of underage boys and videotapes, and a stairwell from his bedroom to a windowless child's bedroom.
Oh my godless, where did you hear that? :shock:

Posted: 2003-11-21 08:56pm
by Dalton
Rye wrote:Oh my godless, where did you hear that? :shock:
MSNBC, naturally ;)

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Posted: 2003-11-21 09:30pm
by Frank Hipper
Hmm. Compare this:
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To this. Faye Dunaway is on the right, but I think MJ's doing a better job of Joan Crawford look-alike.
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Posted: 2003-11-21 10:59pm
by Montcalm
Frank Hipper wrote:Hmm. Compare this:
http://images.news.com.au/thedailyteleg ... ewjacko.jp
To this. Faye Dunaway is on the right, but I think MJ's doing a better job of Joan Crawford look-alike.
http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/d ... video-1.jp
For a guy who wanted to look like Diana Ross,he`s deffinitly way fucking off. :?

Posted: 2003-11-21 11:37pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
If everyone didn't know who Micheal Jackson was, I'm sure everyone would think that picture was of a woman. Is he trying to look like a creep?