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Dorsk 81, Your Ship Is Ready for Launch...

Posted: 2003-11-24 08:53pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n

Posted: 2003-11-24 11:22pm
by Dorsk 81
SWEET!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I shall rain down hellfire in my Antichrist Superstar Spitfire Fighter! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 2003-11-24 11:32pm
by SirNitram
One thing comes to mind.

MISSILEDOKEN!

Posted: 2003-11-24 11:38pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Kewl. Word of Advice: If you ever come across this oversized-shampoo-bottle abomination of a starship, get Alyrium Denryle to teleport one of your photon torpedoes directly into its bridge, then go to warp IMMEDIATELY!!! I lost nine hundred Fiver starships in battle with that... thing once. Aly and I killed it with a similar tactic and my Space Camaro's fusion mines...

Posted: 2003-11-30 09:41pm
by Alyrium Denryle
Ah, you mean that homesick abortion of a vessel? Childs play.

Posted: 2003-11-30 10:30pm
by RedImperator
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Kewl. Word of Advice: If you ever come across this oversized-shampoo-bottle abomination of a starship...
I hope he didn't get any in his eye.

Posted: 2003-11-30 10:35pm
by Crayz9000
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Kewl. Word of Advice: If you ever come across this oversized-shampoo-bottle abomination of a starship, get Alyrium Denryle to teleport one of your photon torpedoes directly into its bridge, then go to warp IMMEDIATELY!!! I lost nine hundred Fiver starships in battle with that... thing once. Aly and I killed it with a similar tactic and my Space Camaro's fusion mines...
Are you saying that Deimos actually used the Phallus in the SD.net STGOD?

Posted: 2003-11-30 10:39pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Crayz9000 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Kewl. Word of Advice: If you ever come across this oversized-shampoo-bottle abomination of a starship, get Alyrium Denryle to teleport one of your photon torpedoes directly into its bridge, then go to warp IMMEDIATELY!!! I lost nine hundred Fiver starships in battle with that... thing once. Aly and I killed it with a similar tactic and my Space Camaro's fusion mines...
Are you saying that Deimos actually used the Phallus in the SD.net STGOD?
Nope. I'm saying that Alyrium and I destroyed the Phallus using some spells and my Space Camaro over Spacebattles.

If it weren't for that fucktard Shakkara posting in the thread (causing it to get destroyed), it would still be there for all to see...
RedImperator wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Kewl. Word of Advice: If you ever come across this oversized-shampoo-bottle abomination of a starship...
I hope he didn't get any in his eye.
LMAO!!! It does look like a shampoo bottle, doesn't it?

Posted: 2003-12-01 03:23am
by Frank Hipper
Red wasn't talking about shampoo, Einy. :wink: :twisted:

Posted: 2003-12-01 04:25am
by Crayz9000
I wonder how much residue the superphaser leaves when it fires.

Posted: 2003-12-21 05:03pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Crayz9000 wrote:I wonder how much residue the superphaser leaves when it fires.
I have no idea, but probly a shitload.
Frank Hipper wrote:Red wasn't talking about shampoo, Einy. :wink: :twisted:
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

Posted: 2003-12-26 04:36am
by Spyder
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Kewl. Word of Advice: If you ever come across this oversized-shampoo-bottle abomination of a starship, get Alyrium Denryle to teleport one of your photon torpedoes directly into its bridge, then go to warp IMMEDIATELY!!! I lost nine hundred Fiver starships in battle with that... thing once. Aly and I killed it with a similar tactic and my Space Camaro's fusion mines...
ARGH, it's Deimos' DICK SHIP! KILL IT!

Posted: 2003-12-26 05:00am
by Crayz9000
Spyder wrote:ARGH, it's Deimos' DICK SHIP! KILL IT!
By your command.

*about 50 SLAM missiles converge on the RGV Phallus*