My Max Payne Cutscene Parody.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-25 10:12pm

Ahh, bad prose can yield so many treasures.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-11-25 11:01pm

Bwahahahaha. Ace.

<Cheers for inappropriate adjectives>

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-11-26 01:05am

Thanks, I thought it up last night, with Spanky's suggestion on the butterfly analogy and some help from DPDarkPrimus.

This one was brewing in my head sinse this afternoon, but I waited unitll now to make it:

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-26 01:18am

Very nice, Uts. But... needs more metaphors.

Thou must show me how to make them. I have many ideas.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-26 05:43pm

Hey, lookie! I made one too!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-11-26 09:38pm

A quick one-shot.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-11-26 10:48pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:A quick one-shot.

http://www.geocities.com/darkprimus0071/dp-Payne2.txt

LOL! It sounds like something they might throw into the actual game.