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Posted: 2003-12-16 07:29pm
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Posted: 2003-12-16 07:38pm
You know for once I agree with Iceberg, the Democrats taking the presidency would be an epic fantasy.
Posted: 2003-12-16 07:40pm
So does that make Lieberman Arwen?
Posted: 2003-12-16 07:42pm
Oh no! the Orks must not get the white house! 
Posted: 2003-12-16 07:44pm
Words cannot express the horror...HemlockGrey wrote:So does that make Lieberman Arwen?
Darth Arwen...
:shudder:
Posted: 2003-12-16 07:46pm
I declare Bill Clinton = Gollum
Posted: 2003-12-16 07:49pm
Do you mean the orks or the Dorks.Col. Crackpot wrote:Oh no! the Orks must not get the white house!
Posted: 2003-12-16 07:50pm
Nope, sorry.KrauserKrauser wrote:I declare Bill Clinton = Gollum
Posted: 2003-12-16 08:38pm
Iceberg wrote:Nope, sorry.KrauserKrauser wrote:I declare Bill Clinton = Gollum
Precious....my precious! must find my precious wmd!
don't gloat iceberg, my Bush jokes are few and far between
Posted: 2003-12-16 08:41pm
Actually, I would have Dean as a The Angriest Dwarf if I were to cast him in LoTR.
Posted: 2003-12-16 08:44pm
That's why you're not makin' the jokes here. ;PJoe wrote:Actually, I would have Dean as a The Angriest Dwarf if I were to cast him in LoTR.
Posted: 2003-12-16 08:45pm
This should be moved, no?
Posted: 2003-12-16 10:05pm
This made me laugh; They're talking about John-Rhys Davies being conservative (naturally, this is a conservative message board):
From this link:
From this link:
Thanks for the post, its always good to hear a actor/actress speak with common sense. If you watch it closely Lord of the Rings is a good analogy of the war on terror.
Ex.
Bush = Gandolf : wise, knowledgeable leader
Chirac = Saruman : willing to sell out the world to evil for money, and power
Posted: 2003-12-17 02:19am
Not only does this guy completely not understand geopolitics, he clearly doesn't understand Lord of the Rings very well if he thinks Gandalf was the LEADER.
Posted: 2003-12-17 09:40am
Mwahaha, I guess White House=Helm's Deep, Shrubby=Theoden, Dean=Saruman...Col. Crackpot wrote:Oh no! the Orks must not get the white house!
Posted: 2003-12-17 10:32pm
Kinda confused me, what with him LEADING and all...he clearly doesn't understand Lord of the Rings very well if he thinks Gandalf was the LEADER.
Posted: 2003-12-18 09:49am
Gandalf's only stint as a leader came during Return of the King, when Denethor had been driven mad, before Aragorn arrived to turn the tide of the Battle of the Pelennor Fields - as all wise counsellors must do when the ruler is beset by madness. During what other time did he lead? During the Fellowship of the Ring, Gandalf was among equals within the Fellowship - all members of the Fellowship, save the Hobbits, led at different times. And during The Two Towers, Gandalf moved to rally Rohan while Theoden-King led the defense of Helm's Deep. Aragorn, Boromir and Faramir were captains of men, Gandalf a counsellor.SPOOFE wrote:Kinda confused me, what with him LEADING and all...he clearly doesn't understand Lord of the Rings very well if he thinks Gandalf was the LEADER.