Bill Gates leads the Microsith Empire to glory

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-01-01 08:39am

EDIT : Link dressing did not work so I changed link to the img tag.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-01-01 09:14am

That is so close to being accurate, that it is almost scary ... *shiver*

Post by **Beowulf** » 2004-01-01 10:37am

Wow that's a blast from the past...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-01 01:52pm

The unfortunate part is, Gates is only taking advantage of peoples stupidity. It's the consumers that give him his power by not buying other products.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-01-01 02:02pm

I just found a new desktop background

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2004-01-01 03:23pm

Bleh, seen it before. Bill isn't CEO of MS anymore, and Ballmer just wouldn't fit in that picture.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-01-01 04:33pm

That's just beautiful, methinks I've found a new poster for my room...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-01-01 08:05pm

That's a pretty old pic, but it's still funny.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-01 09:26pm

Seen it and when i say it it was old.

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2004-01-02 07:05am

His middle finger doesn't look very good. They should have scrapped that part.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-01-04 06:46pm

::joins the marchers::

I was always a member of the Microsoft Gestapo!

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-01-05 01:31am

Straha wrote:::joins the marchers::

I was always a member of the Microsoft Gestapo!

"You'll buy it if you know what's good for you..."

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-01-05 02:36am

Lt. Dan wrote:
Straha wrote:::joins the marchers::

I was always a member of the Microsoft Gestapo!
"You'll buy it if you know what's good for you..."

"Where do you want to go today ?"

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-01-05 05:58am

Flashes MCSE card.

Be quite you we microsoerfs see all herar all and will use it against you when the revolution comes!

Lt. Dan · Post by **Lt. Dan** » 2004-01-05 08:40pm

evilcat4000 wrote:
Lt. Dan wrote:
Straha wrote:::joins the marchers::

I was always a member of the Microsoft Gestapo!
"You'll buy it if you know what's good for you..."
"Where do you want to go today ?"

Microsoft Gestapo:"So? Where do you want to go?"

Poor Passer by:"I...I..don't..."

MG:*raises hand above head*

PPB:"I don't know! I'm telling the truth! Stop! No!!"

MG:*salps the person*"Never tell me what to do! Now take him away! To the Microsoft Reinformation Camp with this one!"

*Two men dressed in brown suits grab the poor passer by by the arms and take him away screaming and kicking.*

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-01-06 04:59am

I like the other pic of him which says "Buy my browser or die!"

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-01-24 10:17am

That's how it ends:

EDIT: Translation: "You don't reinstall anything. I have the monopoly here!"

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-24 10:19am

Translation ?

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-01-24 10:22am

And to keep it somehow into the spirit of the site:

"We are the Microsoft. Lower your Linux and prepare your PC to be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-01-24 03:20pm

kojikun wrote:The unfortunate part is, Gates is only taking advantage of peoples stupidity. It's the consumers that give him his power by not buying other products.

Replace Gates with Hitler in that sentense and take a nice long look at it.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-25 03:23am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Replace Gates with Hitler in that sentense and take a nice long look at it.

Okay..? I don't see how it changes the sentence's validity.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-01-25 03:29am

NO NO NO! Bill Gates can never be assimilated because the Mircosoft lawyers will attack with the most hated counter-weapon of all, Red-Tape.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-25 05:04am

kojikun wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Replace Gates with Hitler in that sentense and take a nice long look at it.
Okay..? I don't see how it changes the sentence's validity.

Well, replace "consumers" with "citizens" and "buying other products" with "voting for other candidates".

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-01-25 05:13am

Linux rulz