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Bill Gates leads the Microsith Empire to glory
Posted: 2004-01-01 08:35am
by Sarevok
Posted: 2004-01-01 08:39am
by Sarevok
EDIT : Link dressing did not work so I changed link to the img tag.
Posted: 2004-01-01 09:14am
by Crown
That is so close to being accurate, that it is almost scary ... *shiver*
Posted: 2004-01-01 10:37am
by Beowulf
Wow that's a blast from the past...
Posted: 2004-01-01 01:52pm
by kojikun
The unfortunate part is, Gates is only taking advantage of peoples stupidity. It's the consumers that give him his power by not buying other products.
Posted: 2004-01-01 02:02pm
by Alyrium Denryle
I just found a new desktop background
Posted: 2004-01-01 03:23pm
by Pu-239
Bleh, seen it before. Bill isn't CEO of MS anymore, and Ballmer just wouldn't fit in that picture.
Posted: 2004-01-01 04:33pm
by Xenophobe3691
That's just beautiful, methinks I've found a new poster for my room...
Posted: 2004-01-01 08:05pm
by Darth Yoshi
That's a pretty old pic, but it's still funny.
Posted: 2004-01-01 09:26pm
by darthdavid
Seen it and when i say it it was old.
Posted: 2004-01-02 07:05am
by Dooey Jo
His middle finger doesn't look very good. They should have scrapped that part.
Posted: 2004-01-04 06:46pm
by Straha
::joins the marchers::
I was always a member of the Microsoft Gestapo!
Posted: 2004-01-05 01:31am
by Lt. Dan
Straha wrote:::joins the marchers::
I was always a member of the Microsoft Gestapo!
"You'll buy it if you know what's good for you..."
Posted: 2004-01-05 02:36am
by Sarevok
Lt. Dan wrote:Straha wrote:::joins the marchers::
I was always a member of the Microsoft Gestapo!
"You'll buy it if you know what's good for you..."
"Where do you want to go today ?"
Posted: 2004-01-05 05:58am
by Faram
Flashes MCSE card.
Be quite you we microsoerfs see all herar all and will use it against you when the revolution comes!
Posted: 2004-01-05 08:40pm
by Lt. Dan
evilcat4000 wrote:Lt. Dan wrote:Straha wrote:::joins the marchers::
I was always a member of the Microsoft Gestapo!
"You'll buy it if you know what's good for you..."
"Where do you want to go today ?"
Microsoft Gestapo:"So? Where
do you want to go?"
Poor Passer by:"I...I..don't..."
MG:*raises hand above head*
PPB:"I don't know! I'm telling the truth! Stop! No!!"
MG:*salps the person*"Never tell me what to do! Now take him away! To the Microsoft Reinformation Camp with this one!"
*Two men dressed in brown suits grab the poor passer by by the arms and take him away screaming and kicking.*
Posted: 2004-01-06 04:59am
by EmperorMing
I like the other pic of him which says "Buy my browser or die!"
Posted: 2004-01-24 10:17am
by Comosicus
That's how it ends:
EDIT: Translation: "You don't reinstall anything. I have the monopoly here!"
Posted: 2004-01-24 10:19am
by 2000AD
Translation ?
Posted: 2004-01-24 10:22am
by Comosicus
And to keep it somehow into the spirit of the site:
"We are the Microsoft. Lower your Linux and prepare your PC to be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
Posted: 2004-01-24 03:20pm
by SyntaxVorlon
kojikun wrote:The unfortunate part is, Gates is only taking advantage of peoples stupidity. It's the consumers that give him his power by not buying other products.
Replace Gates with Hitler in that sentense and take a nice long look at it.
Posted: 2004-01-25 03:23am
by kojikun
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Replace Gates with Hitler in that sentense and take a nice long look at it.
Okay..? I don't see how it changes the sentence's validity.
Posted: 2004-01-25 03:29am
by Straha
NO NO NO! Bill Gates can never be assimilated because the Mircosoft lawyers will attack with the most hated counter-weapon of all, Red-Tape.
Posted: 2004-01-25 05:04am
by Crayz9000
kojikun wrote:SyntaxVorlon wrote:Replace Gates with Hitler in that sentense and take a nice long look at it.
Okay..? I don't see how it changes the sentence's validity.
Well, replace "consumers" with "citizens" and "buying other products" with "voting for other candidates".
Posted: 2004-01-25 05:13am
by Comosicus
Linux rulz