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Lightening Bolt!

That was so random

StormTrooperTR889 wrote: That was so random

Laugh or cry though?

Disturbed~Jason

That was extra-fucking-cool in a 'I love dorks' kind of way.

Is this the 'Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt' video? Cuz the site is completely 404.

Err....is that what larping is? Why was it called lightening bolt? overall.

I just love the way he yells "Lighning bolt!" while pelting the other guy with rocks. The fact that they're doing something that wierd is funny too.

LARP is the height of geekdom. I just hope none of them fail their coolness check during the first sexual encounter.

He who does LARP condemns self to eternal virginity ~ Confucius

But aren't there girls that LARP too?

(Not that I LARP. Shit, that's too much even for me.)

Uraniun235 wrote:But aren't there girls that LARP too?

(Not that I LARP. Shit, that's too much even for me.)

Well, it doesn't apply to girls, because they can get any geek they want.

What I meant was, wouldn't the geeks interbreed?

Feh. A REALLY dedicated LARPer would've learned how to actually summon and control lightning bolts.

More efficient than D6, i guess.

Easily the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Wow. Just...wow.

Uraniun235 wrote:But aren't there girls that LARP too?

(Not that I LARP. Shit, that's too much even for me.)

i know a girls who used to LARP. she was fat and ugly, but she was still recognizable as a female human being.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:He who does LARP condemns self to eternal virginity ~ Confucius

Except for this guy at my friend's LARP group who's character had sex with one of the female characters (and you know, it's LARP, so you actually have to do it).

I've LARPed, BTW. But i munchkined it, so it doesn't count.

InnerBrat wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:He who does LARP condemns self to eternal virginity ~ Confucius

Except for this guy at my friend's LARP group who's character had sex with one of the female characters (and you know, it's LARP, so you actually have to do it).

LOL. I never thought of that... did they have to do dice rolls?

DPDarkPrimus wrote:LOL. I never thought of that... did they have to do dice rolls?

ummm... it's LARP. No dice rolls in LARP.

SPOOFE wrote:Feh. A REALLY dedicated LARPer would've learned how to actually summon and control lightning bolts.

Wouldn't a stun gun do?

For some reason, the video makes me think of a group of mobsters in a LARP where they use baseball bats, tire irons, and tazers on their opponents, and that thought makes me laugh for some reason.

"Baseball bat attack!"
(Mobster whacks his opponent with a bat)
"Baseball bat attack!"
(Mobster hits him again)
"Baseball bat attack!"
(Mobster hits him again)
"Baseball bat attack!"
(Mobster hits him again)

InnerBrat wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:LOL. I never thought of that... did they have to do dice rolls?

ummm... it's LARP. No dice rolls in LARP.

Then how do you decide how much damage a hit does, etc?

...and what sort of LARP group allows sex during the adventures? (Maybe I don't want to know...)

I deem this grounds for mockery of the sort only heard in a Pratchett novel.
Hat Hat Hat.

Now see, if I were to LARP, we'd be doing serious shit, like middle-ages version of paintballing. We'd be really fighting and shit, not this pansy assed D&D shit. We'd have real suits of armor and it'd kind of be like fight club. It'd rock.