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damn, that´s just so cool...

What a Horrible paint job!


I mean, they didn't even use Primer, for God's sake!

salm wrote:damn, that´s just so cool...

You don't understand! Seeing something like that for Vympel is like someone coming over to your house and Raping your sister, ransacking your bedroom, and dressing your dog in a leotard and stringing him up like a marionette, and making him do the Riverdance, with a live webcast on the Yahoo front page.

The most common question: Why is it pink?

I reiterate.

~ver

verilon wrote:The most common question: Why is it pink?

I reiterate.

~ver

Well, you're legally allowed to drive tanks on british roads...I presume it's a private one that some guy thought it would be funny to paint pink.

I think i should track it down with a sandblaster and peel all that paint off.

Rye wrote:

verilon wrote:The most common question: Why is it pink?

I reiterate.

~ver

Well, you're legally allowed to drive tanks on british roads...I presume it's a private one that some guy thought it would be funny to paint pink.

I think i should track it down with a sandblaster and peel all that paint off.

I wouldn't've known that, but still. WHY PINK??? GODAWFUL HORRID PINK!?!?!?

>_>

~ver

Lonestar wrote:What a Horrible paint job!


I mean, they didn't even use Primer, for God's sake!

SQUID!

Thanks to the Navy I always notice when people don't use primer before painting, especially when painting metal. Stay in a little bit longer and you'll be notice that they didn't prep the metal by grinding, sanding or needle gunning anything. The bastards.


As for the color itself. I believe "pinko" is the term.

*whimpers uncontrollably*

They're doing THAT to a T-34?!

I'm surprise no one in all these decades decided to refurbish the vehicle and drive around town in it. Will require a large sum of money but hey it would be cool. ~Jason

verilon wrote:The most common question: Why is it pink?

Because the weirdos who painted it were female?

Little did HAB know, the main gun was replaced by a high-pressure pink paint hose, and was very much active as they prepared to march.

SirNitram wrote:Little did HAB know, the main gun was replaced by a high-pressure pink paint hose, and was very much active as they prepared to march.

I wonder if it spouts pink foam...?

~ver

*pulls out old Panzerfaust and puts it to good usage on the poor tank, to put it out of it's misery*

Good lord. It is now my mission in life to stop those sick bitches before they go on another rampage.

Halflife?

Rye wrote:Halflife?

That's their life expectancy, yes.

Yeah, that's the HL logo.

Yeah, and if you don't stop with the Tank Vs. Mecha threads, we'll start on the IS-3! I couldn't resist.

Captain_Cyran wrote:Errr....

*blink*

They didn't use primer first? Twits...



Wait a minute... you can legally drive tanks on Englands roads? *makes note of this*

You can do the same on US roads, and those of a number of other countries, though there are generally weight limits, which rule out most modern tanks.

*Twitches* The honourable - no honorable fuck the British and their proper English, they let this abmination exist. The only honorable way for an T-34 to die is on the plains of the Motherland running over Fascist monsters and Capitalist pigs. Occassionally they'll l.ose the good fight and die via Panzer Aces who rack up fifty kills in a month. Not like this. I've done my rant.

We need to needle gun that tank and set it up in the colours of the 8th Guards
Shock Army...after killing the bitches responsible for this atrocity.

It was an atrocity to let that poor little tank to rust in the first place...

Captain_Cyran wrote:Wait a minute... you can legally drive tanks on Englands roads? *makes note of this*

Only if you have the guns deactivated. Which is a shame.

Anyone from the Mess, I need to borrow your M16 for a few minutes.