Cat hits the Bottle...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-14 11:41pm

"Bad kitty! Quit drinking my Jack Daniels!"
It's not my cat, I found this picture in my internet travels...

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-01-15 03:48am

What a terrible waste of good Jack.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-15 06:05am

I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-15 11:16am

Awww bless.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-15 12:48pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

You're right, I wonder if a drunk cat will land on its feet when you drop it?

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-15 01:36pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

I dunno about that, but cats intoxicated by other means are funny.

~ver

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-15 03:11pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

Until it gets to the Vet bill if it drinks too much.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-15 08:26pm

Is anyone else afraid that someone at FOX is going to see that picture, get an idea, and make a show called "When Animals Get Drunk" that millions of people will watch for some reason?

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-15 08:28pm

aerius: I'd be willing to put money on them just not landing, more crashing.

ver: My cat always left my room when I smoked, so I doubt I'd get to see that...

2000AD: Had one for £700 a while back, seems one of the little dears thought it would be nice to see what getting himself hit by a car felt like.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-17 12:35pm

*sends Squirrel Panzerfaust team out after touron's cars*

it's pretty old,....

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-01-17 05:19pm

Cute. When I saw the thread title I thought this was gonna be an old pic I once saw that had a cat sleeping next to an open beer bottle, but it seems you've found another one.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-01-17 08:58pm

I like the half-open eye and the possesive paw. It's just daring you to try to take away the bottle.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-01-17 10:54pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

Give them catnip and let the good times roll.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-01-17 11:05pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Is anyone else afraid that someone at FOX is going to see that picture, get an idea, and make a show called "When Animals Get Drunk" that millions of people will watch for some reason?

There was a film made in the 70's, Animals are People Too, that had a clip from Africa of a variety of animals eating fruit that fallen off a tree and had fermented naturally. Baboons, elephants, you name it, all shit-faced drunk.
Hilarious.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-18 12:37am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Is anyone else afraid that someone at FOX is going to see that picture, get an idea, and make a show called "When Animals Get Drunk" that millions of people will watch for some reason?
There was a film made in the 70's, Animals are People Too, that had a clip from Africa of a variety of animals eating fruit that fallen off a tree and had fermented naturally. Baboons, elephants, you name it, all shit-faced drunk.
Hilarious.

That reminds me of some odd trivia i remembered; monkeys are teetotaler, moderate drinkers and alcoholics in the same proportions as humans.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-18 07:27pm

I still want to know what would happen if you put "Redbull" or "Rockstar" into the hummingbird feeder.....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-01-18 07:39pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I still want to know what would happen if you put "Redbull" or "Rockstar" into the hummingbird feeder.....

Gah. They're little hearts are probably going to explode.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-18 07:54pm

which would explain while I HAVE been joking about it for years. I still don"t know the answer to that on....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-18 08:51pm

Found this

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-18 09:17pm

Shadows on the bottle are all wrong.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-01-19 02:37am

verilon wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...
I dunno about that, but cats intoxicated by other means are funny.

~ver

You've done this? Do it again and get video!!!

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-01-25 04:37pm

I think a drunken cat will look mostly like this:

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-25 09:42pm

Looks like somebody was having a little too much fun with Photoshop's distort filters

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-26 02:43am

I think it'd look more like this.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-01-26 04:34pm

the immortal vampire cat