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"Bad kitty! Quit drinking my Jack Daniels!"
It's not my cat, I found this picture in my internet travels...

What a terrible waste of good Jack.

I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

Awww bless.

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

You're right, I wonder if a drunk cat will land on its feet when you drop it?

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

I dunno about that, but cats intoxicated by other means are funny.

~ver

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

Until it gets to the Vet bill if it drinks too much.

Is anyone else afraid that someone at FOX is going to see that picture, get an idea, and make a show called "When Animals Get Drunk" that millions of people will watch for some reason?

aerius: I'd be willing to put money on them just not landing, more crashing.

ver: My cat always left my room when I smoked, so I doubt I'd get to see that...

2000AD: Had one for £700 a while back, seems one of the little dears thought it would be nice to see what getting himself hit by a car felt like.

*sends Squirrel Panzerfaust team out after touron's cars*

it's pretty old,....

Cute. When I saw the thread title I thought this was gonna be an old pic I once saw that had a cat sleeping next to an open beer bottle, but it seems you've found another one.

I like the half-open eye and the possesive paw. It's just daring you to try to take away the bottle.

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

Give them catnip and let the good times roll.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Is anyone else afraid that someone at FOX is going to see that picture, get an idea, and make a show called "When Animals Get Drunk" that millions of people will watch for some reason?

There was a film made in the 70's, Animals are People Too, that had a clip from Africa of a variety of animals eating fruit that fallen off a tree and had fermented naturally. Baboons, elephants, you name it, all shit-faced drunk.
Hilarious.

Frank Hipper wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Is anyone else afraid that someone at FOX is going to see that picture, get an idea, and make a show called "When Animals Get Drunk" that millions of people will watch for some reason?

There was a film made in the 70's, Animals are People Too, that had a clip from Africa of a variety of animals eating fruit that fallen off a tree and had fermented naturally. Baboons, elephants, you name it, all shit-faced drunk.
Hilarious.

That reminds me of some odd trivia i remembered; monkeys are teetotaler, moderate drinkers and alcoholics in the same proportions as humans.

I still want to know what would happen if you put "Redbull" or "Rockstar" into the hummingbird feeder.....

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I still want to know what would happen if you put "Redbull" or "Rockstar" into the hummingbird feeder.....

Gah. They're little hearts are probably going to explode.

which would explain while I HAVE been joking about it for years. I still don"t know the answer to that on....

Found this

Shadows on the bottle are all wrong.

verilon wrote:

Dorsk 81 wrote:I duno... a drunken cat would be pretty funny to watch...

I dunno about that, but cats intoxicated by other means are funny.

~ver

You've done this? Do it again and get video!!!

I think a drunken cat will look mostly like this:

Looks like somebody was having a little too much fun with Photoshop's distort filters

I think it'd look more like this.

the immortal vampire cat