Amusing Raven Shield screencap

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2004-01-31 03:08am

Anyone want to come up with a caption?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-01-31 03:46am

"Fuck, I shot myself with my dick-gun again!"

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-31 05:03am

"God damn it!!"

Dark Hellion · Post by **Dark Hellion** » 2004-01-31 05:31am

7:40 remaining: "Being shot at, running like hell, don't know what will happen"
7:38 remaining: "Shot my dick off while running. Bleeding. Things look bleak"
7:33 remaining: "Blood loss severe, legs giving out. To see one more sunrise, goddamn it! One more sunrise!"

With 7:33 remaining, John Struthers was found dead, from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the groin. When asked how this happened, John's, or Johnie, as he liked to be called, superior officer had this comment. "Well the kid wasn't the brightest, but he was a hell of a marksman!"

CorSec · Post by **CorSec** » 2004-01-31 05:55am

Famous Last Words: "I wouldn't be caught dead with a Fucking Gun!"

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-31 10:39am

"Dammit, I knew she was too tight."

Never come between a man and his gun

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Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-01-31 12:10pm

"Well damn, it does fit in the chamber....."

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-31 12:14pm

"Awww nuts."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-31 02:25pm

"Note to self never clean your gun with your pipe cleaner"

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-31 02:48pm

(Reuters) Man has first male period, male PMS becomes an epidemic.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-01-31 04:13pm

"Howitzophilia: The sexual attraction to projectile weapons. Common among Southern United States males with small penises."

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-31 05:13pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:"Howitzophilia: The sexual attraction to projectile weapons. Common among Southern United States males with small penises."

God save the south, that's what i say.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2004-01-31 08:03pm

Here's a few I thought up of:

"Now that's compensating."
"Unfortunately, the recoil of the weapon resulted in the death of Agents 001-006, and so the project was scrapped."
"This is my pistol, this is my gun. This one's for shooting and it's also for fun."
"As Julio slammed his piece in between the tiles in anticipation, he felt resistance at his entry. Much to his surprise, the floor was a virgin."
"Purchasers of Sex Pistols model 201-a are advised of a general recall of all units, due to shards of glass being found in the reloading recepticle."
"We can rebuild him, we have the technology."

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-01-31 08:31pm

The bolt retractor lever broken, Sam tries a different approach to "cocking" his weapon