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Anyone want to come up with a caption?

"Fuck, I shot myself with my dick-gun again!"

"God damn it!!"

7:40 remaining: "Being shot at, running like hell, don't know what will happen"
7:38 remaining: "Shot my dick off while running. Bleeding. Things look bleak"
7:33 remaining: "Blood loss severe, legs giving out. To see one more sunrise, goddamn it! One more sunrise!"

With 7:33 remaining, John Struthers was found dead, from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the groin. When asked how this happened, John's, or Johnie, as he liked to be called, superior officer had this comment. "Well the kid wasn't the brightest, but he was a hell of a marksman!"

Famous Last Words: "I wouldn't be caught dead with a Fucking Gun!"

"Dammit, I knew she was too tight."

Never come between a man and his gun .

"Well damn, it does fit in the chamber....."

"Awww nuts."

"Note to self never clean your gun with your pipe cleaner"

(Reuters) Man has first male period, male PMS becomes an epidemic.

"Howitzophilia: The sexual attraction to projectile weapons. Common among Southern United States males with small penises."

DPDarkPrimus wrote:"Howitzophilia: The sexual attraction to projectile weapons. Common among Southern United States males with small penises."

God save the south, that's what i say.

Here's a few I thought up of:

"Now that's compensating."
"Unfortunately, the recoil of the weapon resulted in the death of Agents 001-006, and so the project was scrapped."
"This is my pistol, this is my gun. This one's for shooting and it's also for fun."
"As Julio slammed his piece in between the tiles in anticipation, he felt resistance at his entry. Much to his surprise, the floor was a virgin."
"Purchasers of Sex Pistols model 201-a are advised of a general recall of all units, due to shards of glass being found in the reloading recepticle."
"We can rebuild him, we have the technology."

The bolt retractor lever broken, Sam tries a different approach to "cocking" his weapon