Clock Spider is Coming to Get You...

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-04-01 01:46am

y helo thar

Not for the arachnophobics!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-04-01 01:52am

Holy shit.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-04-01 03:55am

I'm not looking at that. I'm arachnophobic.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2004-04-01 03:57am

Wow!

That spider was friekin' huge!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-01 05:56am

COOL!

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-04-01 06:49am

Hit it with a shoe.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-04-01 06:52am

Old one

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-04-01 08:34am

There was a 3" legspan spider in my room the other night, after almost shitting myself, I beat it to death with my old college books...

That thing would make me move house.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-01 10:35am

Embracer Of Darkness wrote:There was a 3" legspan spider in my room the other night, after almost shitting myself, I beat it to death with my old college books...

That thing would make me move house.

Wimp.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-04-01 12:09pm

Hmm, depending on how aggressive it is, and how nasty its bites are, I probably would have picked the thing up and taken it outside. I know from experience that the bigger spiders, while able to do a quick pounce on occasion, are slower movers in general. That's not the kind of spider that will go skittering around the wall at mach 5.

-Damien

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-04-01 02:12pm

DUDE!! Cool! Would scare the shit out of me, but COOL!!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2004-04-01 02:25pm

Get MA BOOOMSTICK!

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-04-01 04:53pm

Perfect April Fool's joke.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2004-04-01 07:28pm

"...we must call upon QUEEN SPIDER!"

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-04-01 09:31pm

Comosicus wrote:Old one

Originated from gamefaqs too =), just figured some SDnetters would appreciate it ^_^.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-02 01:23am

Spiders are cute. Until they grow to be about yay big...*marks height with hands*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-04-02 11:09am

Rogue 9 wrote:
Embracer Of Darkness wrote:There was a 3" legspan spider in my room the other night, after almost shitting myself, I beat it to death with my old college books...

That thing would make me move house.
Wimp.

That spider's not that scary. I once saw a 3" long wasp in my house. THAT thing was fucking scary.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-04-02 12:16pm

That's pretty colossal. I didn't know wasps grew above about 4cm.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-04-02 01:38pm

Darth Wong wrote: That spider's not that scary. I once saw a 3" long wasp in my house. THAT thing was fucking scary.

a hornet?

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2004-04-02 01:41pm

I've become much less arachnaphobic over time, but if I saw something like that, I'd probably forget about the shoe and take it out with a shotgun. Either that or burn the house down.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-04-02 03:04pm

Darth Wong wrote:That spider's not that scary. I once saw a 3" long wasp in my house. THAT thing was fucking scary.

Let's see, spiders, not very aggressive, can't fly, not many are that venemous to humans. Not scary.

Wasps, fast, insanely aggressive, nasty nasty stings, can fly. Scary.

Get my grenade launcher, we're taking this stinging bastard out!

-Damien

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-04-03 02:42am

That's funny, I just had an incident with a spider. I was getting changed at work and was standing up and something very light brushed my hair. Kinda turned slightly and noticed a spider hanging there from the ceiling. Small little guy, only about an inch across I'd say. Guess he was making a trip to the floor, although I'm certain the more timid people here would have run screaming assuming the spider had planned to eat them from the head down.

Told my two female co-workers and they freaked out, suggesting I had better have killed it. I didn't, he got away as I was looking for paper to remove him outside safely. I have a soft spot for insects I guess, didn't want to kill him if I didn't have to.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-04-03 02:44am

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:That spider's not that scary. I once saw a 3" long wasp in my house. THAT thing was fucking scary.
Let's see, spiders, not very aggressive, can't fly, not many are that venemous to humans. Not scary.

Wasps, fast, insanely aggressive, nasty nasty stings, can fly. Scary.

Get my grenade launcher, we're taking this stinging bastard out!

-Damien

I'm not bothered by wasps either. A nest of them I'd stay well back, but a single wasp? Unless you're allergic I see no reason to fear them either.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-04-03 03:25am

Darth Wong wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:
Embracer Of Darkness wrote:There was a 3" legspan spider in my room the other night, after almost shitting myself, I beat it to death with my old college books...

That thing would make me move house.
Wimp.
That spider's not that scary. I once saw a 3" long wasp in my house. THAT thing was fucking scary.

I don't think it was likely an actual wasp. There are mimic flies that look like wasps that are that big, but they don't have stingers. Did it actually sting anyone?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-04-03 04:20am

Darth Wong wrote:That spider's not that scary. I once saw a 3" long wasp in my house. THAT thing was fucking scary.

Jesus Christ!