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"First detailed photos of Sedna."

"Jee oto ta Huttuk koga"

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"

"What a fat man."

"What's up, Doc?"

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

AnimeJet wrote:"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

I think it should be "I HAVE MUFFINS!!!"

"Please fondle my bum"

"Black isn't always slimming."

DOUGHNUTS!

"HEY GUYS! I JUST GOT LAID! I KNEW MY PLAN WOULD WORK IF I PANDERED MY BRAND OF SCORING CHEAP SHOTS OFF THE RIGHT I COULD SCORE WITH A HIPPIE CHICK! ALRIGHT!"

I just envision him clapping his hands and barking like a seal, eager for his trainer to throw him another donut...

For some reason, that guy looks like a local politician.

"Alright enough fat-jokes; just what the hell is coming out of my [over-reated] ass?

Moooore fat jokes!

"I ate a baby!"

Bob McDob wrote:"Please fondle my bum"

This one is my favorite.

It was a dull, routine press conference
when Michael Moore began to ascend to
the podium, but his pants ripped. There he
stood, in front of millions, caught with his
pants down. His agent was already
writing up a lawsuit to the tailor, and an
apology to the children. The situation looked
like it couldn't get any worse.

Then he farted.

I like the Khan one, but change it to; BUUUUUUUUSH!

"Food!? Free!? I'm on my way... someone help me up."

Michael Moore, single handedly eating the right out of existance, one senator at a time.

"Every night, the mouth would get a little bit closer, and Jimmy, the pork-sausage, would wake up screaming, the memory of the slavering tongue, and the glassy, hunger-filled eyes still fresh in his deep-fried mind."

-Damien

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"