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Ah, the newest campaign smear tactic: Find a picture where they dared to have their face contorted.

Of course, this is an obvious fake. We all know Al Gore is incapable of emotion, as he's a muppet.
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He looks ready to vomit.
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He looks like he's getting ready to blow the mike.
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The picture is not a fake. It makes more sense if you listen to the speech.
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Ah, the newest campaign smear tactic: Find a picture where they dared to have their face contorted.
Oh, please. "New"? They've been doing this for decades. How many times have we seen Bush's face compared to a monkey? Or Hillary's face super-imposed over... well... almost anything?
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SPOOFE wrote:
Ah, the newest campaign smear tactic: Find a picture where they dared to have their face contorted.
Oh, please. "New"? They've been doing this for decades. How many times have we seen Bush's face compared to a monkey? Or Hillary's face super-imposed over... well... almost anything?
It's not a smear, it just made me laugh. If i came across picture of Bush making the same face i'd have posted that.
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SirNitram wrote:Ah, the newest campaign smear tactic: Find a picture where they dared to have their face contorted.

Of course, this is an obvious fake. We all know Al Gore is incapable of emotion, as he's a muppet.
I would say that AG got an emotion chip installed :mrgreen:
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Phil Skayhan wrote:The picture is not a fake. It makes more sense if you listen to the speech.
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It looks like he's about to hurl. :shock:
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KHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meh, who cares? Like this would be enough for me to say, "Ooh, he scarrrrry, I don't like me none uh dem Dem-o-crats--I best be a-votin' fer Bush theese time!" Puh-leez. :roll:
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
SPOOFE wrote:
Ah, the newest campaign smear tactic: Find a picture where they dared to have their face contorted.
Oh, please. "New"? They've been doing this for decades. How many times have we seen Bush's face compared to a monkey? Or Hillary's face super-imposed over... well... almost anything?
It's not a smear, it just made me laugh. If i came across picture of Bush making the same face i'd have posted that.
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Good ones. There are more here than I knew. Some of them would make perfect campaign posters :twisted:
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I like what Ludd over on Apolyton did with the Gore picture.


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He got it wrong, it's "KILL CRUSH DESTROY" not "CRUSH KILL DESTROY" But then again, who listens to me?
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Wow. That's scary.
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Lonestar wrote:I like what Ludd over on Apolyton did with the Gore picture.


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The Gore-Bot shall turn the tides of war, and consume Al Quaeda with his death ray eyes and fellate his political oponents with his supersuck-action jaw! ph34r teh 1337ness!
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