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The 'Bare Arse' Competition

Posted: 2004-05-29 09:03pm
by Jon
I've heard too much talk of this and seen no action, so. I am sure you can all handle a little bit of arse now, can't you?

Now, I'd obviously prefer to see this thread become an exhbition of female members, but I guess it's open to everyone who is brave enough to show SD.net their butts.

Competition? Well... erm, let's see, whoever has the best butt, is... um, the best?

http://www.thediscussionforum.com/images/potnoodle.jpg

Now, that's my bare arse, let's see some more, if you're up to it!

Posted: 2004-05-29 09:08pm
by Howedar
Um, fuck no.

Posted: 2004-05-29 09:24pm
by Jon
*snore* get back under your rock, or show your arse- you don't have to look at mine. *snoooooooore*

Posted: 2004-05-29 09:25pm
by aerius
I refuse to contribute to the worldwide glut of ugly man-ass.

Posted: 2004-05-29 10:11pm
by Dalton
I don't even know how hairy my ass is.

Posted: 2004-05-29 10:13pm
by Ma Deuce
Uhhh... No way.

Posted: 2004-05-29 10:17pm
by J
Image

Posted: 2004-05-29 10:26pm
by Montcalm
Thats the kind of ass most guy here wanna see. :D

Posted: 2004-05-29 10:28pm
by Gil Hamilton
Ten bucks says that that's not jmac's real ass. :)

Posted: 2004-05-29 11:19pm
by Zaia
jmac wrote:<snip>
Aww, honey, you waxed just for me! :wink:

Posted: 2004-05-29 11:53pm
by Tsyroc
Zaia wrote:
jmac wrote:<snip>
Aww, honey, you waxed just for me! :wink:
Heck, it looks waxed, buffed and polished. :D

Posted: 2004-05-30 10:36am
by muse
If you think I'm going to post a picture of my ass, I have some prime ocean front property to sell you......in New Mexico.

Posted: 2004-05-30 10:39am
by Jon
70 of you have clicked that link and looked at my ugly male arse in the last 14 hours (UrchinReferralStats) and no one else has posted theirs? I'm still snoring, jmac's contribution was fantastic though... come on prudes :P

Posted: 2004-05-30 11:07am
by Wicked Pilot
Image

Posted: 2004-05-30 03:59pm
by J
Gil Hamilton wrote:Ten bucks says that that's not jmac's real ass. :)
Are you insinuating that I have a fake butt? My butt is 100% real, it's the product of doing 3-5 hours of swim training every day for over 5 years. :D

Posted: 2004-05-30 04:24pm
by Gil Hamilton
jmac wrote:Are you insinuating that I have a fake butt? My butt is 100% real, it's the product of doing 3-5 hours of swim training every day for over 5 years. :D
I'm insinuating that that butt isn't yours. It's tan is different from the one in the picture of you in the picture of you and Aerius on the same server. That's a tan you get in SoCal, not Canada. :)

Posted: 2004-05-30 04:34pm
by J
Gil Hamilton wrote:I'm insinuating that that butt isn't yours. It's tan is different from the one in the picture of you in the picture of you and Aerius on the same server. That's a tan you get in SoCal, not Canada. :)
I can get a tan like that in Canada, we do have summers you know, and all I have to do is lie on a beach for a couple days up at friends' cottages. On a hot summer day, a beach in our cottage country (up in Canada) is identical to a beach in California or florida. Except we have fresh instead of saltwater.

Posted: 2004-05-30 06:55pm
by SyntaxVorlon
And 90 degree(cough excuse me 32 degree C) weather instead of 105 degree(40 C).

Posted: 2004-05-30 07:05pm
by Enigma
jmac wrote:I can get a tan like that in Canada, we do have summers you know, and all I have to do is lie on a beach for a couple days up at friends' cottages.<snip>

A-HA! So it wasn't you! You cannot fool the ASS INQUISITOR!!

Posted: 2004-05-30 08:06pm
by Wild Karrde

Posted: 2004-05-30 08:46pm
by haas mark
muse wrote:If you think I'm going to post a picture of my ass, I have some prime ocean front property to sell you......in New Mexico.
Roflmao..

And no. No ver ass for you.

Posted: 2004-05-30 11:01pm
by Frank Hipper
I'd show you my ass, but we're not allowed to link to goatse!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 2004-05-30 11:03pm
by J
Enigma wrote:A-HA! So it wasn't you! You cannot fool the ASS INQUISITOR!!
Hush Mr. Semantics person! I just couldn't think of a good way to phrase that sentence.
verilon wrote:And no. No ver ass for you.
What about for me? :P

Posted: 2004-05-31 12:20am
by Darth Wong
This idea suffers from an obvious flaw in terms of identification. You can't tell whether a picture really belongs to the person who posted it, because you can't see the person's face. You can make educated guesses (eg- looking at jmac's picture and realizing that it's obviously a professional photo-shoot from a magazine or something similar rather than aerius taking a snapshot with his feeble photography skills), but you can't be sure.

Posted: 2004-05-31 12:23am
by haas mark
jmac wrote:
verilon wrote:And no. No ver ass for you.
What about for me? :P
Ok, I expected this from IB and Zaia.. but this is new.

And no.

I'm not that voyeurish.