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"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diledile, there they are standing in a row..."

When Tattoo Artists Try to Become Plastic Surgeons.

Tonight on fox, when tatoo artists attack.

"Ohh yeah, baby... that's a neat motorcycle she's got there."

Buy your deluxe-painted model Asian babe before the end of July, and get this handy Scooter free.

'Hmm.. suddenly hungry for Chinese food. Think they cook jellyfish?'

From the land of the rising nipple....

"I really hope I'm not allergic to this paint."

"Look ma! No nipples!"

"The paint is flavored, you know . . . "

"It's not paint, I was born this way!"

"Bwahaha, behold my incredibly sophisticated skinsuit! All ph34r!"

I...like...chi...nese
I...like...chi...nese
They come from a long way over seas
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please.

What is the difference between me and this scooter?

While you'd ride both of us, you'd only tell your friends that you rode me.

Knife wrote:What is the difference between me and this scooter?

While you'd ride both of us, you'd only tell your friends that you rode me.

Or ....

you can't lick the paint off the scooter.

you'd rather have my legs around your body, than your legs around the scooters body.

the scooter swallows petrol.

after you've serviced the scooter, it can't service you in return.

the only head the scooter can give is a headstart to work.

the only thing you'll be eating on the scooter is miles.

the scooter only has one place to put your helmet.

the scooter doesn't go faster the wetter it gets.

Rob Wilson wrote:
Or ....

you can't lick the paint off the scooter.

you'd rather have my legs around your body, than your legs around the scooters body.

the scooter swallows petrol.

after you've serviced the scooter, it can't service you in return.

the only head the scooter can give is a headstart to work.

the only thing you'll be eating on the scooter is miles.

the scooter only has one place to put your helmet.

the scooter doesn't go faster the wetter it gets.

The scooter only has one headlight. I have two.

Hitting the bumper on the scooter isn't as fun as hitting mine.

The scooters paint job isn't eatable.

"Samota, a small and unsuccessful scooter company, mainly because of the notoriously poor quality of its scooters, accelerates its advertising strategy of trying to draw peoples' attention *away* from the scooter."

"I'm not paid to be here, honest!"

"Geeks without enough money to buy a real bike are sooooo sexy!"

-Damien

Why, that's a really nice car. What? Oh right, I mean hooter-er, uh scooter.

'Let me tell you what I want, what I really, really want...'

"Great bodywork on the car too."

"This car is not for you, until you find my nipples two..."

"And now, at a special low price, we throw the car in for ONE MEEELION DOLLARS if you buy the girl!"

"The people from Elite Models had trouble deciding whether to colelct the car or the girl."

Random Guy in the Background: "Do YOU come with the bike?"

Model: "Oh you. tee hee!"

*cookie for the reference*

Where are her nipples? I see the little protruding one on the left side of the picture, but it seems altogether missing on the right.

Raine

The new Pepsi logo went down suprisingly well in Japan

CrimsonRaine wrote:Where are her nipples? I see the little protruding one on the left side of the picture, but it seems altogether missing on the right.

Raine

They appear to be covered by tape, so technically she isn't publically indecent

With a flash and a sound of distant hooves, the young girl knew, the lampshade lingerie fiends had struck again...

Darth_Zod wrote:Random Guy in the Background: "Do YOU come with the bike?"

Model: "Oh you. tee hee!"

*cookie for the reference*

Family Guy

Agent Fisher wrote:

Darth_Zod wrote:Random Guy in the Background: "Do YOU come with the bike?"

Model: "Oh you. tee hee!"

*cookie for the reference*

Family Guy

eh, nope. i didn't get that from Family Guy, though close.

Simpsons