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This thread inspired me to create something...





(If you don't recognize who that is...I feel bad for you)

But..but....where's the bulge?

RogueIce wrote:(If you don't recognize who that is...I feel bad for you)

I think anyone will recognize jackie chan when they see him.

Funny, though now any anal sex he has will produce a 'burning sensation' in his partner.

Question:

Zaia wrote:But..but....where's the bulge?

Answer:

Knife wrote: Funny, though now any anal sex he has will produce a 'burning sensation' in his partner.

Zaia wrote:But..but....where's the bulge?

Johnny Storm the Human Torch needs no crotch bulge! For he has form fitting, crotch disguising, flame proof underwear made with the Magic of Unstable Molecules by Reed Richards!

(I shit you not, I'm pretty sure that's FF canon)