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Adonis: Final Results
Posted: 2004-09-10 10:35am
by Zaia
Voting for The Adonis Awards is now closed. Your champions are...
DURANDAL - FIRST PLACE
RYE - SECOND PLACE
HOWEDAR - THIRD PLACE
ZAC - FOURTH PLACE
Thank you, one and all, for your participation and for sharing your gorgeous chests with us.
Posted: 2004-09-10 11:05am
by Lagmonster
All the young smooth-bottoms who placed can kiss us older folks' wrinkled asses.
Posted: 2004-09-10 11:07am
by Ghost Rider
Lagmonster wrote:All the young smooth-bottoms who placed can kiss us older folks' wrinkled asses.
Indeed, I hsall prepare the pitchforks and torches...old one.
And then we shall be the winners
Nonetheless congrats, guys.
Posted: 2004-09-10 11:14am
by fgalkin
The contest was rigged. Clearly, I should have been the winner.
oh wait, I never entered the contest. Blah.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2004-09-10 01:54pm
by Mad
Mad: prefered more by straight men than by straight females or gays.
(Well, apparently, anyway...)
Posted: 2004-09-10 01:56pm
by Super-Gagme
Well..interesting to see a girlie man come second in a burly man competition. What has this forum come to?
Posted: 2004-09-10 02:28pm
by Rye
Adonis doesn't mean burly man, it just means beautiful, as far as males go (especially in the ancient greek sense, which did have a fondness for androgynes, they even had hermaphrodite as a minor god, considered beautiful by their standards).
Just happens that people like my appearance.
Now go lick my shoes clean, you peon!
Posted: 2004-09-10 03:08pm
by haas mark
Now the question is, who wins overall: me or Durandal?
Posted: 2004-09-10 03:16pm
by 2000AD
So that's what that nagging feeling was these past two weeks. I forgot to bribe all the voters before i went on holiday.
Posted: 2004-09-10 03:31pm
by Frank Hipper
Well, none of the guys I considered truly competitive even placed, with the exception of Howedar.
You people and your wacky tastes would be mocked off the net at some of the places I frequent.
For shame!
Posted: 2004-09-10 03:42pm
by Zac Naloen
4th!!! W00t!!
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. my camera.. and.. erm.. *cries*
Posted: 2004-09-10 04:58pm
by Durandal
My victory was inevitable.
Posted: 2004-09-10 05:15pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
Only because I failed to unleash my wealth of physcial beauty onto you common-folk before the deadline.
I suppose I ought to congratulate you as long as I'm here, though. But...
Next time...
Posted: 2004-09-10 05:32pm
by Zaia
Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
Well, yeah, $500 goes a long way.
Posted: 2004-09-10 05:43pm
by Gil Hamilton
Rye wrote:Adonis doesn't mean burly man, it just means beautiful, as far as males go (especially in the ancient greek sense, which did have a fondness for androgynes, they even had hermaphrodite as a minor god, considered beautiful by their standards).
Actually, look at Greek statues of ideal males. They aren't andros, they are big and muscular and very much male looking, with long or short hair depending on who's talking. Spartans were all about the long hair (they actually did their hair before battle), which Athenian men wore shorter hair. But in all cases, ideal men are, in fact, extremely built, athletic, and male.
Posted: 2004-09-10 08:59pm
by muse
Zaia wrote:Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
Well, yeah, $500 goes a long way.
You got
$500 from him??
Damnit, he gyped me, for the sake of equality Durandal must hand over another $450 to me!
Posted: 2004-09-10 09:06pm
by Durandal
My my, everyone's trying to get a piece.
Posted: 2004-09-10 09:21pm
by Rogue 9
Damn it, stop feeding his ego! If it explodes, it could take out the board!
Posted: 2004-09-10 10:28pm
by Rye
Gil Hamilton wrote:Actually, look at Greek statues of ideal males. They aren't andros, they are big and muscular and very much male looking, with long or short hair depending on who's talking. Spartans were all about the long hair (they actually did their hair before battle), which Athenian men wore shorter hair. But in all cases, ideal men are, in fact, extremely built, athletic, and male.
probably not work safe
I'd say I looked fairly close to him, except my hair and penis are longer.
Posted: 2004-09-10 10:31pm
by Montcalm
Rye wrote:except my hair and penis are longer.
Its not the size that count...its what you do with it
Posted: 2004-09-10 10:58pm
by The Cleric
Montcalm wrote:Rye wrote:except my hair and penis are longer.
Its not the size that count...its what you do with it
Jeff Foxworthy wrote:People sometimes say 'It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.' Well, I'm here to tell ya', it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat.
Posted: 2004-09-10 11:01pm
by Darth Wong
Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
*Checks monitors*
Oh no, Durandal's ego is growing at an exponential rate. The rate of volumetric increase is not keeping pace with the rate of mass increase ... the density is rising ... his ego is turning into a singularity!
MY GOD, HIS EGO WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!!
Posted: 2004-09-10 11:04pm
by The Cleric
Just be thankful that I didn't win. I would have gloated till you all smacked me and told me to STFU.
Posted: 2004-09-10 11:07pm
by Durandal
Darth Wong wrote:Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
*Checks monitors*
Oh no, Durandal's ego is growing at an exponential rate. The rate of volumetric increase is not keeping pace with the rate of mass increase ... the density is rising ... his ego is turning into a singularity!
MY GOD, HIS EGO WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!!
You monitor my ego's growth? That kind of attention ... I feel so ... flattered.
Posted: 2004-09-10 11:55pm
by Enigma
Darth Wong wrote:Durandal wrote:My victory was inevitable.
*Checks monitors*
Oh no, Durandal's ego is growing at an exponential rate. The rate of volumetric increase is not keeping pace with the rate of mass increase ... the density is rising ... his ego is turning into a singularity!
MY GOD, HIS EGO WILL CONSUME US ALL!!!!!!!!
Believe me, his ego is miniscule compared to Strowbridge's ego. It spans over several universes!