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Posted: **2004-09-15 10:39pm**

ADRIEN!!!

Posted: **2004-09-15 10:39pm**

"If I don't find a toilet soon this turd's going to be coming out of my mouth!"

Posted: **2004-09-15 10:41pm**

"And he's making a break for the Middle!"

Posted: **2004-09-15 10:47pm**

"So back in '68, or was it '69, maybe it was '70, it's so hard to remember since they were such traumatic times in my misguided youth, anyways, I was in Vietnam, well I was on a boat actually that was in the Vietnam area, when one day I was startled by the sound of gunfire and I pissed my pants, so what I'm trying to say is I was running down the deck like this and I slipped on the deck because it was wet since I wet myself, and then I fell and broke a fingernail, and for that grievous wound I got the first of my Purple Hearts"

Posted: **2004-09-15 11:15pm**

"Where the fuck are the toilets?"

Posted: **2004-09-15 11:19pm**

Fuck the electorial college Donald Trump has offered to settle this election in Atlantic City, live via pay per view....

Posted: **2004-09-15 11:30pm**

"Why is that dude's finger in my ass? Why are his hands so cold?"

Posted: **2004-09-15 11:33pm**

"Middle-Earth needs me!"

Posted: **2004-09-16 12:30pm**

Much to Mr. Kerry's chagrin, his mentally challenged twin, Jimmy, bolted through the crowd and took the stage.

Posted: **2004-09-16 01:31pm**

"And in this corner, weighing in at 145 pounds, representing the democratic national comittee, contender for title of president of the united states, jooohhhhnn, Kerrry!!!"

Posted: **2004-09-16 01:56pm**

"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can... choof choof choof..."

Posted: **2004-09-16 02:09pm**

Dr Frankenstein: Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Creature

And now, a song.

Posted: **2004-09-16 08:12pm**

"Let's TAKE 'EM DOWN!"

Posted: **2004-09-16 08:45pm**

you put your right leg in! you put your right leg out!
you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around,
thats what it's all about!

Posted: **2004-09-16 11:25pm**

"Whew! Thats the last time I eat chilli from THAT place..."

Posted: **2004-09-17 12:04am**

Caption this one too:

Posted: **2004-09-17 12:06am**

Kerry campaigns for the "6 and under" vote.

Posted: **2004-09-17 12:23am**

Attempts to re-inact dreaded hand to hand combat with killer rabbits in Veitnam....

Posted: **2004-09-17 12:46am**

No, it's true. The army enlisted teddy bears to act as human minefield-sweepers and booby-trapped cows. I feel for you furry one!

Posted: **2004-09-17 12:59am**

Oh BoBo I'll never let you go again.

Posted: **2004-09-17 01:05am**

Phil Skayhan wrote:Dr Frankenstein: Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Creature

And now, a song.

roflmao

Posted: **2004-09-17 04:01am**

Somebody get it off me! It's got my throat!

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Caption This (The Kerry edition)

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