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Caption this

Posted: 2002-11-06 03:02pm
by Acclamator
Image

Posted: 2002-11-06 03:08pm
by Mr Bean
1-LOOK OUT ITS GOT FIRESTONE TIRES!

GET DOWN!


2-PREPARE FOR THE HOLY BADASS!


3-WHO'S YOUR DIVINE DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?


In bad taste of course

Posted: 2002-11-06 03:11pm
by The Dark
1- GCH (God Crushes Heathens)

2- Graveraiser

3- :shock:

Posted: 2002-11-06 03:18pm
by neoolong
No, I am not overcompensating.

Posted: 2002-11-06 03:29pm
by RadiO
"We wanted to put SATAN SUCKS OFF LITTLE DOGS' COCKS on the bumper, but the Spray Shop guy was decapitated by a falling pane of glass. Funny, that."

Posted: 2002-11-06 03:33pm
by HemlockGrey
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO BUY CHEVY TODAY!

Posted: 2002-11-07 07:26pm
by Enlightenment
Seems to me the only applicable caption here is 'nice Photoshop job.' Whoever did this did a fairly good job of adding all the....stuff....to the photo. Not a good enough job for it to look real, but a fairly good job non the less.

Posted: 2002-11-07 07:29pm
by haas mark
Repent! or I will crush your car!

Posted: 2002-11-07 09:43pm
by Mark S
And Jesus said un to them, "Rise up from thy trailor parks and make thee for the scrap yard and yee shall find there much to crush un to the Lord..."

Posted: 2002-11-07 09:51pm
by Sea Skimmer
"Target, Fire mission, grid zero two three..."

Posted: 2002-11-07 09:59pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
(FBI agent)
"They'll all be suspicious of the black van but not this one!"

Posted: 2002-11-07 10:08pm
by haas mark
Fundie Mulder-ite: "The truth is out there!"

Posted: 2002-11-07 11:00pm
by data_link
HOLY MONSTER TRUCK!

obvious really

Posted: 2002-11-07 11:09pm
by Kuja
Jesus rules...and we'll prove it!

Posted: 2002-11-08 07:27am
by salm
jesus on the dashboard but the devilĀ“s under the hood.

Posted: 2002-11-08 07:37am
by Guest
REPENT or be crushed by my firestone tires of holiness

Posted: 2002-11-08 08:50am
by The Yosemite Bear
Don't look now but Shiva's got a Tank.

Posted: 2002-11-08 08:51am
by haas mark
Yes, I AM going to trample Mother Nature with it. Any questions?

Posted: 2002-11-10 12:43am
by Anarchist Bunny
How could this covert less heathens then the guys breaking boards?

Posted: 2002-11-10 11:16pm
by Sonnenburg
This new pope-mobile seems a bit more flashy than the last one.

Posted: 2002-11-10 11:27pm
by Majin Gojira
God SMASH!!

Posted: 2002-11-10 11:31pm
by Kuja
RAM THEM UNTIL THEY GIVE UP!

Posted: 2002-11-11 01:45am
by The Yosemite Bear
"What a hunk of Junk"

"watch it Heathen I've mades some very special modifications to this baby."

"Yeah, I noticed the Fuzzy Ten Commandments and the ciggarette lighter says "Hellfire and Damnation""

Posted: 2002-11-14 11:41pm
by Sonnenburg
"Quick! To the Boyd-mobile!"
NANANANANANANANANA

Posted: 2002-11-15 12:01am
by Darth Wong
See Jesus Crush the Heathens on MONSTER TRUCK PRAY-PER-VIEW!!!