So, you like crocodilians...(aka Crikey!) [graphic]

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So, you like crocodilians...(aka Crikey!) [graphic]

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Unfortunately I have no idea where these pictures were taken or whether the top one is even related to the bottom two.

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WARNING: some human body parts in the following two pictures.

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Edit: Inlined the two gross pics.
Edit2: spelling :oops:
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Wow. No wonder supervillains have pet crocodiles. :o
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Jesus H. Christ! Poor guy! I hope that he survived the attack, at least.
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You should have a warning that the pictures are graphic, ass. Not everyone has a high tolerance for dismembered body parts.
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Master of Ossus wrote: I hope that he survived the attack, at least.
Considering the last picture has a leg as well, I'm not thinking the guy survived.
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well it's not as bad as the movie I was sent by my stepdad involving the anaconda......

and some poor partially digested crushed guy....
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:You should have a warning that the pictures are graphic, ass. Not everyone has a high tolerance for dismembered body parts.
Sorry. I meant to edit the title, but forgot.
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I just realized that those ropy things are too high, and look a bit too bloated to be the crocs intestines.....
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Ew ew ew ew ew. I shall now puke. Don't inline that kind of pic damn it.
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The first looks like a picture from the Ivan aftermath. The second two I'm not convinced are real.
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Dalton wrote:The second two I'm not convinced are real.
Though very much still yucky. :x
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Considering everyone is wearing gloves except for the guy holding the leg I call bullshit on that :?
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Dalton wrote:the second two I'm not convinced are real.
why? what looks wrong about them?
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Holy shit. That American Alligator must be a 12+footer. You dont see them very often anymore

As to the others... dismemberment is consistent with crocidilian feeding behavior, but the animal is probably not an alligator. I think it is C. porosis, though, cant be sure at that angle
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salm wrote:
Dalton wrote:the second two I'm not convinced are real.
why? what looks wrong about them?
Nah, they just looked fake, but Snopes says the pics are real.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/animals/golfcroc.htm
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Holy shit. That American Alligator must be a 12+footer. You dont see them very often anymore

As to the others... dismemberment is consistent with crocidilian feeding behavior, but the animal is probably not an alligator. I think it is C. porosis, though, cant be sure at that angle
Yes, it's a Croc from Borneo, the site says.
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Wow, I posted something that didn't end up being fake for once. :shock:

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I liked this bit from what Dalton linked to.
Crocodile fans on the links can take heart, though: according to Men's Health magazine, one of the 10 most dangerous golf courses in the world is Lost City Golf Course, Sun City, South Africa, where the 13th green is fronted by a stone pit filled with crocodiles, some 15 feet long.
Now that's a water hazard.

I might even watch golf a little if they played on that course. :twisted:
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Re: So, you like crocodilians...(aka Crikey!) [graphic]

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Tsyroc wrote:Unfortunately I have no idea where these pictures were taken or whether the top one is even related to the bottom two.

*snip image 1*
:shock: Motherfucker! That's one big ass croc!
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Dalton wrote:
salm wrote:
Dalton wrote:the second two I'm not convinced are real.
why? what looks wrong about them?
Nah, they just looked fake, but Snopes says the pics are real.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/animals/golfcroc.htm
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Holy shit. That American Alligator must be a 12+footer. You dont see them very often anymore

As to the others... dismemberment is consistent with crocidilian feeding behavior, but the animal is probably not an alligator. I think it is C. porosis, though, cant be sure at that angle
Yes, it's a Croc from Borneo, the site says.
But you see, I ddnt read the site. I dont cheat like that damn it.
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Yeah, the Asian and Australian salties are vicious. The ones off of India and Bangladesh often have developed a taste for human flesh, too, from all of the monsoon victims that wash up.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Yeah, the Asian and Australian salties are vicious. The ones off of India and Bangladesh often have developed a taste for human flesh, too, from all of the monsoon victims that wash up.
Muggers are fish eaters and scavengers. They dont eat live humans. The people of india burn their dead on funeral pires at the edge of rivers...carrion.

IIRC C. porosis doesnt occur in india.
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Thepics aren't that gross. I never would have thought that anyone would cut open a crocidile and find that though. It had to be pretty full.

Could it have died from indegestion beforehand?
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I think the fact that it was human body parts is what upset some people.

IMO there have been lots worse things on here, which is partially why it didn't even dawn on me that it might be upsetting when I first posted it but I thought the complaints were valid enough (minus the "ass" comment :)) to de-inline the two pictures and add warnings to my post (MoO added the warnings to the thread title).


If I remember the nature shows I've watched on crocs well enough I think that they can gorge themselves and then not have to eat for a long time so I don't think that croc was killed from eating too much.
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AWESOME!!!
Lindar wrote:Thepics aren't that gross. I never would have thought that anyone would cut open a crocidile and find that though. It had to be pretty full.

Could it have died from indegestion beforehand?
Nah. They routinely eat large shit, then they let it digest for a bunch of weeks (sometimes months).
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