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Posted: **2004-10-05 10:11pm**

Can't I stay up past my bedtime just once? Just for the debate? It will be my brithday present.

It doesn't have much to do with the expression in the picture, though.

Posted: **2004-10-05 11:03pm**

In regards to his attendance record.

"But I had a note from my mom."

Posted: **2004-10-06 12:01am**

"i'm telling ya', thats how an elephant is hung!"

Posted: **2004-10-06 01:06am**

"I'm tellin' ya man, her knockers were this big! I damn near lost a tooth when she turned around!"

Posted: **2004-10-06 01:13am**

"I didn't do it! You have to believe me."

Posted: **2004-10-06 02:08am**

He looks like he was holding a Mac-10 or something, then got kicked in the nuts and dropped it with a HI-larious "D'oooF!"

Posted: **2004-10-06 02:15pm**

What do you mean there's no Santa?!?

Posted: **2004-10-06 04:11pm**

"Oh shit, the little light just came on!"

Posted: **2004-10-06 04:18pm**

"But my teddy bear Mr. Bobo was here just a second ago! Which one of you guys took Mr. Bobo?!"

Posted: **2004-10-06 04:33pm**

I swear, when we finally got the gerbil out of Cheyney's ass it was this big!

Posted: **2004-10-06 05:35pm**

Everyone knew the debat was going nowhere when Edwards started doing his Jim from Taxi impression.

Posted: **2004-10-07 02:19pm**

My dick really is this wide

Posted: **2004-10-17 03:21pm**

OMG! the ballot is this big *shows size of ballot* [whiny voice]there is plenty of space for my name too![/whiny voice]

Posted: **2004-10-17 06:19pm**

ummm, who is he?

Posted: **2004-10-17 06:22pm**

Rob Wilson wrote:ummm, who is he?

John Edwards

VP running mate for the Democratic Candidate for president of the US.

Posted: **2004-10-17 06:24pm**

Ghost Rider wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:ummm, who is he?
John Edwards

VP running mate for the Democratic Candidate for president of the US.

Ah.

'No really, the remote for Shrub is this big. I saw Cheney playing with it earlier behind the curtain.'

Posted: **2004-10-17 06:24pm**

From this point on, TV Execs decided that Invisible Potters Wheel challenge was a show best left somewhere back on the cutting room floor.

Posted: **2004-10-17 10:58pm**

"Really, you'll go out with me? Oh, thank god."

Posted: **2004-10-17 11:02pm**

"Then I used my gnarly kung-fu powers, and I was like whoaaaa."

Posted: **2004-10-18 01:34am**

"So you take 'em by the hips like this, right..."

Posted: **2004-10-21 10:37pm**

"I'm telling you, the invisible Baby is RIGHT HERE!"

Posted: **2004-10-22 01:24pm**

Senator Edwards gives a dramatic recreation of the first time he received head.

Posted: **2004-10-22 06:00pm**

Dude, it isn't possible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour. Trust me, I've tried.

Posted: **2004-10-22 06:23pm**

"The first time I saw goatse, I thought I could probably put my hands in, stretch them to here and jam my whole head in!"

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