An innocent little paddle. Inconspiquous, right? However, theres more to this little paddle. This little paddle is quite capable of putting any newbie/troll in his/her place. With a twist of the handle, you can turn it from this:
Into this:
But thats not all! Having trouble dealing with a stupid troll that just won't listen? Fear not! Press the button on the bottom of the hilt and blast through his/her wall of ignorance like a hot knife through butter with the beams of enlightenment!
A must have for any vs debate!
(Paddle of Doom inspired by Gabooz' wide array of poking weaponry. RIP my friend.)
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SPOOFE wrote:Someone's gotta make that a FPS game weapon. A UT2K4 mod, maybe?
This is actually a Gabooz-esque weapon. Its a little something that was a running joke for a long time on SB. Everytime a newbie showed up, people "poked" them with rather sharp objects. Gabooz even had a "poking tank".
Some of the images he used are in this thread on SB. Sadly, Gabooz is no longer with us, so this is my little way of a tribute.
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Vertigo1 wrote:This is actually a Gabooz-esque weapon. Its a little something that was a running joke for a long time on SB. Everytime a newbie showed up, people "poked" them with rather sharp objects. Gabooz even had a "poking tank".
Some of the images he used are in this thread on SB. Sadly, Gabooz is no longer with us, so this is my little way of a tribute.
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"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
Bah, a mere poking tank is no match for my Poking Non-SE Death Star!
どうして？お前が夜に自身お触れるから。 Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
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