Cruel Things Volume II

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Cruel Things Volume II

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Yesterday I saw one of my mother's magazines laying there, open to a full page ad. Looking at it, I suddenly felt compelled to scan it.

A short time ago, I remembered my original Cruel Things thread. I decided the ad I scanned would make an excellent start to a new version of that thread, and so, here we are.

http://www.geocities.com/blrbld/horror.html
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I question if this is in the proper mode of thought, but whatever...

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Singular Quartet wrote:I question if this is in the proper mode of thought, but whatever...

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Heh. I've seen the original, but the Photoshop is pretty good.
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you know what thet spongebob lady picture needs? midgets. lots of midgets. and Ron Jeremy.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:you know what thet spongebob lady picture needs? midgets. lots of midgets. and Ron Jeremy.
Indeed...and lots of cake.

It should be made into some twisted Porno.
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interesting. ALL people in that sponge bob picture are fat.
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Singular Quartet wrote:I question if this is in the proper mode of thought, but whatever...

http://bauxite.mine.nu:8080/singularqua ... rnobyl.jpg
Come on now, with all the anal people her, do you think that will be considererd cruel?
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salm wrote:interesting. ALL people in that sponge bob picture are fat.
And like Sponge Bob, they all retain water. :lol:
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:<snip>I win.

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Hmm... No, I get the feeling you don't.


http://www.geocities.com/blrbld/panda.html
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XaLEv wrote:Hmm... No, I get the feeling you don't.

http://www.geocities.com/blrbld/panda.html
...it's a mildly disturbing-looking drawing of a panda.
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Nevermind.
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