Kerry Photo that needs Caption

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2004-10-26 12:40am

Found this and thought it was worth doing captions for, especially with less than a week to go until the election. Here we go:

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-10-26 12:46am

Woah, kerry looks just like what firefox displays to represent a broken image in that picture...

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-10-26 02:10am

"This tiny white spot represents my ability to be President nestled in the inky black ocean of my incompetence!"

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2004-10-26 02:43am

"Every one of us is a point of light"

Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2004-10-26 03:08am

"Everyone, please, lend me some of your energy... Please? Just a little bit?"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-10-26 03:12am

"Ka-me-ha-me-ha!"

"We must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling towards freedom."

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-10-26 05:32am

"There is light at the end of the tunnel"

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-10-26 07:16am

Then I make CHOPPY AT THE MOON-AHHHH! CHOPPY CHOP CHOP! See?! See How Kerry Make the CHOPPINESS! Hooooo-YAH! now I KEEL YOU ALL!!BLAHABALHABALHABLABABLABLABBALABHABLABLABLAB!!!!!!!

BPBTPBTPBTBTPBTPBTPBTPBTPPTBTPPTTTTPPPPP!!!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-10-26 09:49am

"I would train on super streetfighter 2 turbo for hours on end, carefully learning how to replicate Ryu and Ken's moves. Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, months dragged out into years. Now you can see my power...[pause]..HADOKEN!"

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-10-26 10:13am

"Mrs. Teacher, can i go to the bathroom?"

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-10-26 10:42am

"Fly me to the moon,
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars"

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-10-26 11:09am

"Ok, here's the joke, an irish golfer walks into a bar...please stop me if you've heard this one..."

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-10-26 02:36pm

JME2 wrote:Found this and thought it was worth doing captions for, especially with less than a week to go until the election. Here we go:

Vote for me and I'll bring back the sun!

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-10-26 03:06pm

"Foul ball!"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-10-26 03:26pm

"One'na dese days... Bang, zoom! Straight to da moon!"

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-10-26 04:18pm

AP: Kerry up to bat for Boston

FENWAY PARK - 10/24/04 10:52PM

This was the scene last Saturday as the Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry lept into the air to catch a stray ball. Kerry ran out onto the field an hour earlier, taunting the St Louis Cardinals hitters via the microphone he had jacked into the stadium's sound system, and then began playing outfielder, relieving starter Manny Ramierez.

He commited 71 errors en route to a 6-2 Red Sox victory.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-10-26 04:54pm

Variation on a theme, but:

John Kerry's hopes of becoming first presidential candidate to win a major table tennis competition are dashed when he forgets his bat.

Flakin · Post by **Flakin** » 2004-10-26 06:24pm

"Senator Kerry had no idea he had incurred the wrath of the Heavenly Chicken."

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-10-26 07:50pm

Aroooooo.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2004-10-26 09:20pm

"I come in peace. Make me your leader!"

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-10-26 10:16pm

JME2 wrote:

"HEIL HITLER!"

Spice Runner · Post by **Spice Runner** » 2004-10-26 11:05pm

"If I am elected president we will focus on the real target, Bin laden. This president stubbornly refuses to acknowledge intelligence reports provided by the CIA and FBI that confirm Bin Laden is hiding on the moon."

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-10-27 11:05am

JME2 wrote:

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"I'd like to welcome you all to the 178th Annual Werewolves Convention!"

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-10-27 11:32am

Bob the Gunslinger wrote:
JME2 wrote:<snip pic>
Vote for me and I'll bring back the sun!

I like yours too, Kuj.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-10-27 11:48am

"Fetch!"

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