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Posted: **2004-11-08 08:59pm**

I was listening to Howard this morning and he mentioned this. I guess Tara Reid (from American Pie) was at a P. Diddy party all stoned out of her gord (as usual) and her dress slipped down while photographers took pictures. She then realized it, pulled it up and screamed for the photographers to stop. Take a look at the nipple. Eh. That's gross.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:02pm**

Well..... what can we say.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:03pm**

Shinova wrote:Well..... what can we say.

On this subject I think your sig says more than enough.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:05pm**

Is her areola ringed with pustules?

Or are they just scars?

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:07pm**

They're scars. Howard Stern mentioned talking to one of his plastic surgery buddies, and he mentioned he would have gone in under the arm pits because of the scars this left. The nipple kind of seems to be off to the side, too.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:11pm**

Superman wrote:They're scars.

Ruins my fun.

Howard Stern mentioned talking to one of his plastic surgery buddies, and he mentioned he would have gone in under the arm pits because of the scars this left. The nipple kind of seems to be off to the side, too.

I have trouble finding much sympathy in the black depths where my soul should be for botched plastic surgery when it isn't really necessary.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:19pm**

National Lampoon's Van Wilder actress Tara Reid is fed-up with her reputation for being a "retard" and cites friend Paris Hilton as her role model for overcoming her party girl image. The American Pie star, 28, is keen to outgrow her controversial persona and be taken more seriously in Hollywood. Reid says, "I am known as this retard. I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when stuff is written about me. Paris seems to move on from situations all the time, why can't I?"

Paris Hilton, role model.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:22pm**

Even without the scars those would be really bad. They're just not shaped right at all.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:23pm**

Frank Hipper wrote:
Superman wrote:They're scars.
Ruins my fun.

Howard Stern mentioned talking to one of his plastic surgery buddies, and he mentioned he would have gone in under the arm pits because of the scars this left. The nipple kind of seems to be off to the side, too.

I have trouble finding much sympathy in the black depths where my soul should be for botched plastic surgery when it isn't really necessary.

Thank You. She really didn't need to ruin her boobs. They were small but perfectly shaped.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:29pm**

She'll always be the girl that said "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars" in The Big Lebowski to me.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:34pm**

Well Joe, from the looks of her, I'm sure she has a solid future in the porn industry.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:54pm**

Superman wrote:Well Joe, from the looks of her, I'm sure she has a solid future in the porn industry.

Sure, because poorly shaped boobies and nasty nipple scars should make my willy stand at attention.

And I agree with Frank Hipper too, I don't feel the least bit sorry for her. If she didn't want her nipples to be screwed up, then she shouldn't have gone under for a surgery that was about as neccessary as an Armani suit for milking buffalo.

Posted: **2004-11-08 09:59pm**

Anyone who uses Paris Hilton as a role model for maturity is obviously such an incredible blithering idiot that you could probably give her a lobotomy without making any appreciable difference.

Posted: **2004-11-08 10:13pm**

Well I just damn near lost my lunch.

I was expecting a NSFW pic, but a Gross-Out? I can look at Rotten.com while eating spaghetti or cornish hen or at RateMyPoo while eating a Baby Ruth with hot fudge all fucking day, but that pic nearly made me barf! HEEEGGKKHHH...

Posted: **2004-11-08 10:25pm**

Eww. To A&P.

Posted: **2004-11-08 10:57pm**

Dumb bitch, they were perfect before.

Posted: **2004-11-08 10:58pm**

Joe wrote:
National Lampoon's Van Wilder actress Tara Reid is fed-up with her reputation for being a "retard" and cites friend Paris Hilton as her role model for overcoming her party girl image. The American Pie star, 28, is keen to outgrow her controversial persona and be taken more seriously in Hollywood. Reid says, "I am known as this retard. I want to grow up. I don't want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when stuff is written about me. Paris seems to move on from situations all the time, why can't I?"
Paris Hilton, role model.

What does she mean by "move on from situations"? Is she referring to her ability to get attention when her boob falls out of her dress at a club, but move away from it with her boob falling out at an Academy Awards Post-Show, move away from it with a new "accidentally" leaked sex tape, and move away from it once more time by having her snatch briefly revealed while heading to the National Salt Shaker Convention?

Posted: **2004-11-08 10:59pm**

Sure, because poorly shaped boobies and nasty nipple scars should make my willy stand at attention.

Reinn, you haven't seen much porn, have you?

While I normally fully support the enlargement of boobs, this is just gross. Like D Wong said, she's a fucking idiot. She's also a full blown junkie along the same lines of Courtney Love. Bleh.

Posted: **2004-11-08 11:02pm**

Eh, I feel kind of bad that she fucked up her breasts while attempting to improve her self image.

Posted: **2004-11-08 11:30pm**

Frankly, it's a good economic move on her part in theory, but that's just butchery there.

Posted: **2004-11-09 01:57am**

Wait. who did she play in American Pie? I can't recognize her.

Posted: **2004-11-09 03:20am**

Ace Pace wrote:Wait. who did she play in American Pie? I can't recognize her.

Vicky.

Posted: **2004-11-09 03:28am**

Eh....I've seen worse... much worse.

Judgment:

I still fuck her.

Posted: **2004-11-09 04:07am**

Eh. Minor corrective surgery, really. She probably doesn't have anymore sensation in her nipples anyway, so what does a little more plastinization mean?

Posted: **2004-11-09 04:33am**

Poor poor Tara Reid, as she was in American Pie, I'd have hit that shit thrice, now with the frankentits monster staring up at me , uuughhh......

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Tara Reid's botched boob job (not work safe)

Tara Reid's botched boob job (not work safe)