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Posted: **2004-11-18 12:34am**

Any takers?

Posted: **2004-11-18 12:37am**

"No no, YOU are supposed to eat the pussy! Not the other way around!"

Posted: **2004-11-18 02:56am**

"Human heads, they're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeattt!"

Posted: **2004-11-18 03:03am**

"Next on Fox, when mascots attack!"

Posted: **2004-11-18 01:11pm**

"He's completely harmless. At worst, he'll try to couple with your head fruitlessly."

(Quote from Half-Life 2.)

Posted: **2004-11-18 01:12pm**

[quote="Rogue 9"]

Whatever you do...never, Never Ever EVER tell a mascot he's just a guy in a suit. Because they might not like it....

Posted: **2004-11-18 01:17pm**

his throbbing head slipped past the pussy's lips and into the darkened orafice.

Posted: **2004-11-18 01:24pm**

Give me a fulcrum and a tiger big enough, and I will lift the earth.

Posted: **2004-11-18 01:51pm**

Gimme the coke.

Posted: **2004-11-18 01:57pm**

DPDarkPrimus wrote:"He's completely harmless. At worst, he'll try to couple with your head fruitlessly."

(Quote from Half-Life 2.)

Oh god that was great, can we induct a single small FUQ entery saying that?

Posted: **2004-11-18 01:58pm**

The effects of stress on even Tiger mascots was always underestimated until this landmark study conducted by Comical Axi.

Posted: **2004-11-18 03:06pm**

That's right Mr. Tiger, get all the marmalade.

Posted: **2004-11-18 05:47pm**

"Man, I've got something stuck in my teeth and I haven't been able to get it out all day!"

Posted: **2004-11-18 06:11pm**

"Oh man! 10 tabs of LSD is too much!"

"Damn straight, Mr. Tiger."

Or:

"I'll teach you to stop mouthing off just like I taught that Calvin kid!"

Posted: **2004-11-18 06:13pm**

The main problem, Jimmy realised, was not the tiger trying to knaw his head off, but the ghost hand with the can of coke that was trying to unscrew his nipples.

Posted: **2004-11-18 06:18pm**

The_Lumberjack wrote:The main problem, Jimmy realised, was not the tiger trying to knaw his head off, but the ghost hand with the can of coke that was trying to unscrew his nipples.

Holy shit, it does look like that.

Posted: **2004-11-18 07:26pm**

"MMMM... Tastes just like my left nut"

Posted: **2004-11-18 09:06pm**

The_Lumberjack wrote:The main problem, Jimmy realised, was not the tiger trying to knaw his head off, but the ghost hand with the can of coke that was trying to unscrew his nipples.

holy fucking shit, that made me laugh so hard it hurt!

Posted: **2004-11-18 10:11pm**

GIVE ME HEAD!!!

Posted: **2004-11-19 12:10am**

"Soon, Hitler's plush, mechanical tigers, capable of no mercy, as shown by this stock footage, had successfully pushed past the Maginot Line."

-Damien

Posted: **2004-11-19 02:52am**

"HAHA! Bob, not now I'm working," *giggle* "at least give me a few minutes to change into my wolf suit."

Posted: **2004-11-19 04:24am**

Spyder wrote:"HAHA! Bob, not now I'm working," *giggle* "at least give me a few minutes to change into my wolf suit."

Hey Spyder, remember this one?

Posted: **2004-11-19 05:10am**

Dalton wrote:
Spyder wrote:"HAHA! Bob, not now I'm working," *giggle* "at least give me a few minutes to change into my wolf suit."
Hey Spyder, remember this one?

Lol, I have an extremely vague recollection of those events, as well as the previously mentioned attempts at creating a chain fanfic. It's funny because I wasn't exaggerating.

Posted: **2004-11-19 06:27am**

"now watch as I place my head in the jaws of the ferocious beast"
"owie, owie, owie, you just pulled my neck karl!"

Posted: **2004-11-19 08:02am**

Col. Crackpot wrote:his throbbing head slipped past the pussy's lips and into the darkened orafice.

I vote for this one.

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