X box live(caption pls)

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-11-24 05:59am

"Xbox Live: If you buy it, hot women will have sex in your backyard."

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-11-24 06:12am

I wonder what they're thinking.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2004-11-24 06:24am

"I dont know what IVE done with the rest of my clothes."

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-11-24 07:57am

The last minute bribes to the firing squad were sadly unsuccessful.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-11-24 12:12pm

Choose wisely,video game or sex with 4 hot babes

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-11-24 12:56pm

"damn, our counterparts over at sonys´s are a lot hotter."

Flakin · Post by **Flakin** » 2004-11-24 12:58pm

"Wanna see our Halo's?"

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-11-24 01:55pm

Thankfully, Microsoft's idea of having something big to wrap your hands around did not stop at the controllers.

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-11-24 03:40pm

Just before the photo, an unnamed X-Box representative told the girls that he will detonate the restrain-o-collar of the first girl who stops smiling.

SoX · Post by **SoX** » 2004-11-24 04:14pm

1. Microsoft launch 8 new attractive X-Boxes
2. The Brides come mail order but you have to pick up your X-box... (so shoot me!)

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-11-24 04:17pm

"1 of these attractive women is a man. Guess which one and win an xbox and Halo."

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-11-24 05:18pm

Rye wrote:"1 of these attractive women is a man. Guess which one and win an xbox and Halo."

The one on the left. After my roommate played his shitty video 20 times, I'd recognize Korean hip-hop artist Fobio anywhere.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2004-11-24 08:46pm

"These ladies can't decide which box they enjoy playing with more!"

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2004-11-25 11:08am

I don't have a caption but I think every one of these ladies is ugly as sin! Eww.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-11-25 02:21pm

Mrs Kendall wrote:I don't have a caption but I think every one of these ladies is ugly as sin! Eww.

Nothing a brown paper bag won't remedy.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2004-11-26 04:20am

"'And now for all the fans out there we have paid these semi-attractive women to pretend they like you. XBox's for all."

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2004-11-26 05:22pm

"One of these women is a fembot, and one of these XBOXes is a bomb. You have five seconds to chose the right pair. If you make the wrong choice, we all die...............................Go."

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-11-27 06:51am

Helo we at microsoft have hired for Dragon lady co-players to finally for you to understand we really ARE evil...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-11-27 06:54am

"Now that we've killed your desire to mate, buy an X-Box."

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-11-27 11:07am

"Fuck I hope security can keep the fanboys away,"

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » 2004-11-27 11:02pm

"Alright, show's over, back to your cages."

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2004-11-27 11:15pm

Eternal Darkness, quotes for every occasion:
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
doubting..."
"You, too, will come to understand fear as I have..."

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-11-28 08:57am

Mrs Kendall wrote:I don't have a caption but I think every one of these ladies is ugly as sin! Eww.

the probability of you being insane has reached a stunning 83.7 percent.

Mrs Kendall · Post by **Mrs Kendall** » 2004-11-28 11:58am

ok whatever salm...

The third lady (from the left) is definatly one that must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Maybe I find these women ugly because for...
1. I'm a woman and not interested in other women and...
2. I don't find other races attractive. NO I'M NOT A RASCIST, I just don't find them to be attractive.

Edit: I'm talking faces here guys. Their bodies are fine but the faces have to match for me to call them sexy