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"Xbox Live: If you buy it, hot women will have sex in your backyard."

I wonder what they're thinking.

"I dont know what IVE done with the rest of my clothes."

The last minute bribes to the firing squad were sadly unsuccessful.

Choose wisely,video game or sex with 4 hot babes

"damn, our counterparts over at sonys´s are a lot hotter."

"Wanna see our Halo's?"

Thankfully, Microsoft's idea of having something big to wrap your hands around did not stop at the controllers.

Just before the photo, an unnamed X-Box representative told the girls that he will detonate the restrain-o-collar of the first girl who stops smiling.

1. Microsoft launch 8 new attractive X-Boxes
2. The Brides come mail order but you have to pick up your X-box... (so shoot me!)

"1 of these attractive women is a man. Guess which one and win an xbox and Halo."

Rye wrote:"1 of these attractive women is a man. Guess which one and win an xbox and Halo."

The one on the left. After my roommate played his shitty video 20 times, I'd recognize Korean hip-hop artist Fobio anywhere.

"These ladies can't decide which box they enjoy playing with more!"

I don't have a caption but I think every one of these ladies is ugly as sin! Eww.

Mrs Kendall wrote:I don't have a caption but I think every one of these ladies is ugly as sin! Eww.

Nothing a brown paper bag won't remedy.

"'And now for all the fans out there we have paid these semi-attractive women to pretend they like you. XBox's for all."

"One of these women is a fembot, and one of these XBOXes is a bomb. You have five seconds to chose the right pair. If you make the wrong choice, we all die...............................Go."

Helo we at microsoft have hired for Dragon lady co-players to finally for you to understand we really ARE evil...

"Now that we've killed your desire to mate, buy an X-Box."

"Fuck I hope security can keep the fanboys away,"

"Alright, show's over, back to your cages."

Eternal Darkness, quotes for every occasion:
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
doubting..."
"You, too, will come to understand fear as I have..."

Mrs Kendall wrote:I don't have a caption but I think every one of these ladies is ugly as sin! Eww.

the probability of you being insane has reached a stunning 83.7 percent.

ok whatever salm...

The third lady (from the left) is definatly one that must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Maybe I find these women ugly because for...
1. I'm a woman and not interested in other women and...
2. I don't find other races attractive. NO I'M NOT A RASCIST, I just don't find them to be attractive.

Edit: I'm talking faces here guys. Their bodies are fine but the faces have to match for me to call them sexy