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Sung to "The Bad touch"
By the Bloodhound Gang



Trek, baby.
Trek, baby
Trek is an endless wank
Jen Luc Picard, Riker and Data
Hanging in the holo-tank.
So put your brains down the drain
and I'll bet you'll see Q.
Yes I'm Sisco, yes I'm Janeway,
and I don't know what to do.
You've had enough of Troi and Worf,
You want 'em done
Sick of those clows.
you want em smothered,
Want em covered
Cause their kid will have the downs.
Comin' quicker than warp 9,
never reaching warp 10,
Like the warp core
you're inclined
to blow up at the slightest touch
while you dock with DS9


(Chorus)
Star trek now, baby
Ain't nothin' but fanwank
so let's watch the Gilmore Girls
and laugh when Enterprise tanks

(Do it again now!)

Star trek now, baby
Ain't nothin' but fanwank
So let's
Watch the Gilmore Girls
and laugh when Enterprise tanks.

(Gettin' ready for III now!)

Star Trek now, baby
Ain't nothin' but fanwank
So let's
Watch the Gilmore Girls
and laugh when Enterprise tanks.


Core.
The warp core which is powered by, Aw fuck it.
that damed crystals gone again
and only Wes knows where he stuck it.

Astrometrics.
Gonna be real hectic, I wanna know what the hell that is.
But I got this feelin that freewheelin' and the dealin'
means "I'll make something to eat."

So if I call you, on your bullshit, dude,
you're rude,
you have no goddamned clue.
Please walk away now, Mr. Trekkie,
and go back to Janeway nudes.

So show me proof,
I'll show you mine,
Empire!
You'll hate it and you'll cry
And then you're raped with Blastech-9's
By a Star Wars-o-phile!

(Repeat chorus)

Dadgummit, Bump. Feedback people! Someone had better say weird Al ain't got nothin' on Chardok, or something to that effect. I rarely attention whore, but when I do, I put some goddamned effort into it. Or you could even say I suck. Either way....

*applauds* Haha, that's awesome.

it works better if you like....play the song the bad touch in the background as you read the lyrics...or at least a midi of it. I worked hard to get the meter absolutely correct.

I love it Chardok. Now you just have to sing it, and record it for us.

Chardok wins! But I do agree with Mitth, need to hear the vocals