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I'm experimenting with a slightly different style, most noticeable with the hair. Enjoy!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I like!!!!

Eh heh not HEH HEH or LMAO! just eh

SEE!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PUT THE SEAT DOWN?!

*LAUGHS* Oh, that's just great, Durandal.

HAH! Fuck you Bean!

LOL

ROFL!!

Can anyone guess what kind of beer I'm holding?

Whyren's Reserve?

Durandal wrote:Can anyone guess what kind of beer I'm holding?

Corona?

verilon wrote:

Durandal wrote:Can anyone guess what kind of beer I'm holding?

Corona?

Bingo.

Forgot to add the lime, though...

Hah! Mom was happy when we even LIFTED the seat to pee when we were kids......

Durandal wrote:

verilon wrote:

Durandal wrote:Can anyone guess what kind of beer I'm holding?

Corona?

Bingo.

Forgot to add the lime, though...

Damn, I'm good.

ROTFLMAO!!

In all seriousness though, what kind of woman is going to sit down without checking the seat first? Is it customary for women to stumble around without looking where they're going or what they're sitting on? If I sit on a chair that happens to have a large, very obvious pizza sitting on it, should I blame anyone but myself for the cheese and pepperoni stuck to my pants?

Darth Wong wrote:If I sit on a chair that happens to have a large, very obvious pizza sitting on it, should I blame anyone but myself for the cheese and pepperoni stuck to my pants?

I know someone who blamed the pizza....

IG-88E wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:If I sit on a chair that happens to have a large, very obvious pizza sitting on it, should I blame anyone but myself for the cheese and pepperoni stuck to my pants?

I know someone who blamed the pizza....

ROFLMAO!!!

In all seriousness though, what kind of woman is going to sit down without checking the seat first? Is it customary for women to stumble around without looking where they're going or what they're sitting on? If I sit on a chair that happens to have a large, very obvious pizza sitting on it, should I blame anyone but myself for the cheese and pepperoni stuck to my pants?

No idea, but many women I know consistently bitch about it.

Durandal wrote:

In all seriousness though, what kind of woman is going to sit down without checking the seat first? Is it customary for women to stumble around without looking where they're going or what they're sitting on? If I sit on a chair that happens to have a large, very obvious pizza sitting on it, should I blame anyone but myself for the cheese and pepperoni stuck to my pants?

No idea, but many women I know consistently bitch about it.

Most do.

Rebecca doesn't.

verilon wrote:

Durandal wrote:

In all seriousness though, what kind of woman is going to sit down without checking the seat first? Is it customary for women to stumble around without looking where they're going or what they're sitting on? If I sit on a chair that happens to have a large, very obvious pizza sitting on it, should I blame anyone but myself for the cheese and pepperoni stuck to my pants?

No idea, but many women I know consistently bitch about it.

Most do.

My Aunt. 'Nuff said.

Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca doesn't.

Well, then she's not part of most, no? But I bet it's because you put it down.

Darth Wong wrote:Rebecca doesn't.

Then you scored yourself a good woman.

Darth Wong wrote:ROTFLMAO!!

In all seriousness though, what kind of woman is going to sit down without checking the seat first? Is it customary for women to stumble around without looking where they're going or what they're sitting on? If I sit on a chair that happens to have a large, very obvious pizza sitting on it, should I blame anyone but myself for the cheese and pepperoni stuck to my pants?

Haven't you ever gotten up in the middle of the night, stumbled into the bathroom and peed in the tub or missed the toilet completely?

I don't bitch about it, but I do ask politely. It also looks better with the seat down.

If the women in your life bitch about the toilet seat being left up, start bitching at them if they leave it down.

Plus, if you flush with the toliet seat up, millions of tiny toliet-water particles fly into the air and coat everything within a ten-foot radius.