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Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 1983
Posted: 2005-01-18 03:04pm
by dr. what
I swear to God--I can almost hear the comments that's going to be said on this...
Oooo Bill! Promise me I won't get a virus. Promise.
Don't worry baby, I always use a firewall.
I hear in some states, tossing your floppy in front of the camera like that can get you arrested.
He can 10000101 me anytime!
ooooooooooooohhhhhh billy!
(thrusts nipples against monitor)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
Ok--that's enough from me.....
I still think those eyes of his are pure evil....
EVIL I tell you!
Posted: 2005-01-18 03:21pm
by Robert Walper
No words to describe my....shock, horror? of such imagery...
Posted: 2005-01-18 03:23pm
by dr. what
Horror is good. Terror is better.....
I have a spoon that you can use to gouge out your eyes if you wish.....
Posted: 2005-01-18 03:28pm
by Robert Walper
dr. what wrote:Horror is good. Terror is better.....
I have a spoon that you can use to gouge out your eyes if you wish.....
I like my eyes as is. *points to sig*
Posted: 2005-01-18 03:28pm
by wautd
that
was
SO
wrong
Posted: 2005-01-18 03:48pm
by Robert Walper
I wonder how and when this bit him in the ass...
Posted: 2005-01-18 04:30pm
by Seggybop
neo-goatse
Posted: 2005-01-18 04:35pm
by Mayabird
Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
Posted: 2005-01-18 04:57pm
by Alferd Packer
Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.
Posted: 2005-01-18 06:15pm
by Elheru Aran
Alferd Packer wrote:Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.
Nay! Knowst thou not, that it is....
of the Dark Side?
Posted: 2005-01-18 06:20pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Lies! ALL LIES!!!
Museum of Hoaxes wrote:Update: These pictures were taken in 1985 by celebrity photographer Deborah Feingold shortly after the release of Windows 1.0. There's no evidence that they ever appeared in Teen Beat.
Although that
is Bill Gates.
Posted: 2005-01-18 08:20pm
by Pick
Well, uhm. Well. Uhm. Wow. There's really not much I can say in response to something of that sheer... ... god, words are really escaping me. I think my brain Blue Screen of Death-ed.
Posted: 2005-01-18 08:26pm
by Ghost Rider
He looks damn sexay...especially those come hither eyes of his
.
Posted: 2005-01-18 08:55pm
by egyptfrk
I think I'm going to be sick....
Posted: 2005-01-18 10:14pm
by aerius
When a hot naked chick poses like that it's Playboy material.
When it's a weird nerdy guy, it's just so wrong in so many ways.
Posted: 2005-01-18 10:16pm
by Zaia
Awww, he was kind of cute back then.
Posted: 2005-01-18 10:36pm
by Montcalm
Cure for minds eyes
Posted: 2005-01-18 11:59pm
by SyntaxVorlon
He probably should have had a good meal and 10 hours of sleep before that shot. Without it his eyes look...evil.
Posted: 2005-01-19 04:07pm
by Wicked Pilot
Considering how much money that man has I'll bet the women are more willing to remove their panties for him than for the rest of us mere average incomers.
Posted: 2005-01-19 05:22pm
by RedImperator
Wicked Pilot wrote:Considering how much money that man has I'll bet the women are more willing to remove their panties for him than for the rest of us mere average incomers.
Seriously. I'll bet if he posed with all his money stacked up around him he'd be pretty sexy.
Re: Bill Gates Strikes a Pose for Teen Beat Photospread, 198
Posted: 2005-01-20 08:20am
by Frank Hipper
dr. what wrote:ooooooooooooohhhhhh billy!
(thrusts nipples against monitor)
It's not often that I can honestly say I laughed 'til I cried, but this is one time that's true.
Ell fucking Oh Ell....
Posted: 2005-01-20 02:03pm
by Manus Celer Dei
Elheru Aran wrote:Alferd Packer wrote:Mayabird wrote:Must find something to distract myself from wrongness. Must find something to distract myself from wrongness.
Hey wait, is that a levitating 5 1/4 inch floppy in the second picture? What's the deal with that?
He threw it just before the photographer snapped the shot, I'd wager.
Nay! Knowst thou not, that it is....
of the Dark Side?
Suddenly it all makes sense!
Bill Gates is actually a Dark Lord of the Sith who has been using Windows to harvest the Anger and Fear to increase his mastery of the Dark Side!
DAMN YOUS!
Posted: 2005-01-20 10:36pm
by CDS
Where would you like to come today?
I'll go back in my corner now.
Posted: 2005-01-20 10:47pm
by darthdavid
CDS wrote:Where would you like to come today?
Bukakke!!!
Posted: 2005-01-20 10:49pm
by CDS
darthdavid wrote:CDS wrote:Where would you like to come today?
Bukakke!!!
I wish I knew what that meant...