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Exhibit A: "Why we must save the Japanese from themselves."

Buzz lightyear of space command!

In a few more years, we shall reach our final dream: A real Giant Robot!

"Come strange little elfin friend.. sit in me... SIT IN ME!"

"The wheelchair of the true geek: don't let usefulness get in your way"

"Giant Sing-Dance Robot Children Show!"

Japanese sex-chair MKII.

Observer: Just look at the shadows! And that's got to be a backdrop! That proves it; the moon landings were faked!

"Hey Kid, I'm a computer... Stop all the downloading!!"

and you thought dia8etik$ in power$kooter$ were 8ad.

First Gundam prototype

"But can it throw a left hook?"

Aaaarrrgh!!! I've been attacked by a walking chair!!!

Now that the Japanese have fucked the American automobile industry raw they now move attention to the Lazy Boy market.

"Despite the great technological achievement, no one in the HAB peed their pants as expected."

Here at the SEGA 2005 expo, let me introduce the star of many of SEGA's breakthrough titles, Dr. Robotnik!

Help, this chair is kidnapping me!

I'm not sure which is worse. . .The girl's outfits (feather and all) or the walking er. . . anyone else thinking incompleted thing from the incredibles?

That girl's outfit is actually far more advanced that the walking chiar. FOr the suit and goggles compromise the Bukkake-Tron x-9000 semen autoarmor. You can cover her as much as you want and it runs right off, ensuring satisfying subsequent shots. The goggles have a built in HUD for optimum oral angles and an impact warning system for incoming projectiles. And the gorgeous Ivory color matches, so if anything does stain it wont show.

Courtship Rituals of the Far-Flung Future

At the unveiling of the new Popemobile ...

IN THE NAME OF JADE FALCON!!

Is that thing really a functional chicken walker or some cheap prop?

Unfortunately, and despite inspired casting, the stage version of Mechwars never made it on Broadway.

Here we see an early prototype of the mecha that Japan later used to conquer the US.