StarDestroyer.Net BBS

The link is, most assuredly, NSFW, but its a 3-day weekend, so...

A-YOWZA!

2nd row down, 2nd picture in, who's the girl she's making out with while naked?

Also on that site is a list of her phone numbers. I called Christina Aguilara and GOT THROUGH!

Holy shit, she knows Columbo! AND Arthur Dent's daughter!

And a bunch of shitty pop stars that no one will remember in 10 years...Vin Diesel...Luke Wilson, he's kinda cool....

"Obtained by social engineering"? Nice euphemism.

But, seriously, this is hilarious. I've said it before, but Hilton is a worthless throwback to the days of aristocrats who were born into wealth and priviledge, so I have trouble finding sympathy in my heart.

My wife and I agree that this shows just how vain she is when she is apparently keeping topless photos of herself on her person.

That, and we briefly considered ringing Vin Diesel and inviting him to this week's D&D game.

CaptainChewbacca wrote:T

2nd row down, 2nd picture in, who's the girl she's making out with while naked?

I dunno but she's a dog, although I'm sure she has a great personality.

Congrats on getting Christina, did you ask her out?

My wife and I agree that this shows just how vain she is when she is apparently keeping topless photos of herself on her person.

THAT just shows that you and your wife are incredibly repressed.

As for Paris Hilton... I'd like to see pictures of what she looked like BEFORE she got backed over by the Ugly Truck.

SPOOFE wrote:

My wife and I agree that this shows just how vain she is when she is apparently keeping topless photos of herself on her person.

THAT just shows that you and your wife are incredibly repressed.

As for Paris Hilton... I'd like to see pictures of what she looked like BEFORE she got backed over by the Ugly Truck.

Go here and surf around a bit,they've got pics of Hilton before her various surgeries. Why she didn't get a breast augmentaion is beyond me though.

Vohu Manah wrote:My wife and I agree that this shows just how vain she is when she is apparently keeping topless photos of herself on her person.

That, and we briefly considered ringing Vin Diesel and inviting him to this week's D&D game.

According to a friend, the Vin # has some woman on the machine, and might not be his.

Cpl Kendall wrote:Congrats on getting Christina, did you ask her out?

I admit, I paniced, because I didn't expect her to answer. She went "Dan?" and I said "No, this is some guy, I got your number online from Paris' phone."

At that point, Christina started cursing and threatened to "Kill that bitch!" Best. Long Distance Minute. Ever.

CaptainChewbacca wrote: I admit, I paniced, because I didn't expect her to answer. She went "Dan?" and I said "No, this is some guy, I got your number online from Paris' phone."

At that point, Christina started cursing and threatened to "Kill that bitch!" Best. Long Distance Minute. Ever.

Damn. Phone her back pretending to be Dan. Say something about how he heard Paris's phone got hacked and your phoning to see if she's being harrassed.

SPOOFE wrote:THAT just shows that you and your wife are incredibly repressed.

Possibly, something wrong with that?

SPOOFE wrote:As for Paris Hilton... I'd like to see pictures of what she looked like BEFORE she got backed over by the Ugly Truck.

You mean she looked better at one point?

I don't know when exactly it becomes harrassment, but I don't want to find out.

CaptainChewbacca wrote:She went "Dan?" and I said "No, this is some guy, I got your number online from Paris' phone."

At that point, Christina started cursing and threatened to "Kill that bitch!" Best. Long Distance Minute. Ever.

I just about died laughing after reading this...

darthdavid wrote:

CaptainChewbacca wrote:She went "Dan?" and I said "No, this is some guy, I got your number online from Paris' phone."

At that point, Christina started cursing and threatened to "Kill that bitch!" Best. Long Distance Minute. Ever.

I just about died laughing after reading this...

*resuscitates darthdavid*

Sorry.

I suddenly have this urge to call up some celebs and pretend I'm looking for phone sex.

My dad decided to call some of these numbers. If we get through, I'll tell you what happens.

Thanks CC, this is amusing.

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I admit, I paniced, because I didn't expect her to answer. She went "Dan?" and I said "No, this is some guy, I got your number online from Paris' phone."

At that point, Christina started cursing and threatened to "Kill that bitch!" Best. Long Distance Minute. Ever.

Funniest thing I've heard all day.

Who is that... thing with Paris, bottom row, leftmost picture? In the white makeup and shit?

What do you think of the possiblity that this is just another staged publicity stunt?

Then I imagine a whole horde of Hollywood types will be out for her blood after they keep getting phonecalls from guys on the Internet.

I'm tempted to call Luke Wilson and tell him that he can do much, much better. I'm also tempted to call Avril Lavigne and ask her to just let punk music die.

Wicked Pilot wrote:What do you think of the possiblity that this is just another staged publicity stunt?

Well, the phone numbers, or at least some of them, do work... I doubt they'd have allowed that if it was a stunt. But yes, it's certainly possible....

She knows Lindsay Lohan?

*Considers making an international call.*

Aw, that's so fucking cool. Chewie, you fucking ROCK!

It's time for some prank calling!

Careful stars normaly have ninja attack lawyers on standby, as much as I admire the folks who did this, the website should probably be yanked

Legitimate numbers or not, calling and harrassing whoever is on the other end is not a very respectable thing to do.

Resisting...urge....to call....Pauly....Shore....

Must....not......give.....in...

Strong Katie....strong Katie...