My Saturday night out...
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My Saturday night out...
Well, after extensive use of the Rogers help line, I finally got my cell phone to upload my pictures to my online album, and thus online with my computer.
So behold! Proof that I do, in fact, have a life outside this addictive board.
(And excuse the shitty quality of them...drunkeness and tiny camera = not good combo...)
Here's Christine, whom I've met at Cowboys (the nightclub) several times now. The little cutie always gets me to buy us both a shooter.
And here's April. I showed up early, and she was up front all by herself, so I chatted her up a bit. Poor thing. She wasn't feeling well and had to leave early because she just couldn't continue working in her condition (leaving to throw up a couple of times). I jokingly mentioned I hoped it wasn't me.
Another picture of April. Gotta give to her, she can smile even when feeling like shit.
Another picture of Christine.
Now this here girl is my favorite one, Lanna. Gorgeous smile, and Christine introduced her to me as one of her best friends. Christine talked me into buying all three of us a drink twice, which Lanna really appreciated. I love her smile. I'll be keeping my eye out for her again this weekend. You just never know...
Another picture of Lanna. Shitty quality, but then it's only a cell phone camera, and I'm just slightly intoxicated taking these pictures.
Random picture of the dance floor, or the lights right above it I should say. Cowboys being my currently favorite nightclub.
So behold! Proof that I do, in fact, have a life outside this addictive board.
(And excuse the shitty quality of them...drunkeness and tiny camera = not good combo...)
Here's Christine, whom I've met at Cowboys (the nightclub) several times now. The little cutie always gets me to buy us both a shooter.
And here's April. I showed up early, and she was up front all by herself, so I chatted her up a bit. Poor thing. She wasn't feeling well and had to leave early because she just couldn't continue working in her condition (leaving to throw up a couple of times). I jokingly mentioned I hoped it wasn't me.
Another picture of April. Gotta give to her, she can smile even when feeling like shit.
Another picture of Christine.
Now this here girl is my favorite one, Lanna. Gorgeous smile, and Christine introduced her to me as one of her best friends. Christine talked me into buying all three of us a drink twice, which Lanna really appreciated. I love her smile. I'll be keeping my eye out for her again this weekend. You just never know...
Another picture of Lanna. Shitty quality, but then it's only a cell phone camera, and I'm just slightly intoxicated taking these pictures.
Random picture of the dance floor, or the lights right above it I should say. Cowboys being my currently favorite nightclub.
So Christine's the imaginary girl who doesn't show up in photos?
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Reminds me of some horror movies..jmac wrote:So Christine's the imaginary girl who doesn't show up in photos?
Robert: ...so I dated with Christine last night and man! It was a real blast!
Bartender: Christine???? But Christine was dead six months ago!!
*suddenly Robert's cellphone rings*
Robert: Hello? Who is this?
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Female voice whispering in the phone: I... love... you.... Robert... can... we... meet... again... tonight....?
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mmm...
canadian cowgirls.....aaaaaahhhhhh
-drools-
Your in what city again Robert?
-wonders if he can get away with a weekend trip to Calgary without his gf noticing-
canadian cowgirls.....aaaaaahhhhhh
-drools-
Your in what city again Robert?
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Hey, next time one of the girls tries to convince you to buy them drinks, make them buy you a drink. It'd be funny.
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You obviously didn't get any. You're not fooling anyone. Those girls are strippers, and you paid them to take their pictures. In fact, I think I've slept with at least two of them on a well-worn hotel mattress, if you know what I mean. I don't even remember them being that good.Robert Walper wrote:Who says I didn't get any...
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Way to go.
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"There are some things that go without saying, and some things that you have to throw out of your house by the seat of their filthy drunken pants.Queeb Salaron wrote:You obviously didn't get any. You're not fooling anyone. Those girls are strippers, and you paid them to take their pictures. In fact, I think I've slept with at least two of them on a well-worn hotel mattress, if you know what I mean. I don't even remember them being that good.Robert Walper wrote:Who says I didn't get any...
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I couldn't bring myself to torture you guys with numbers for women halfway across the world, or even just the country. That would be just mean. No, it's best I carry the burden of such numbers alone. Some torments are meant for only one.Petrosjko wrote:I was assuming you got them, and that under our new bylaws you would share the wealth.Robert Walper wrote:Who says I didn't get any, and why would I be giving them away?Petrosjko wrote: Gimme some phone numbers, Robert.
Done.Now siggify yourself, Sap #3.
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I daresay I would've gotten more interesting picture than those in that case. Of course, maybe I did, but not at the bar.Queeb Salaron wrote:You obviously didn't get any. You're not fooling anyone. Those girls are strippers,Robert Walper wrote:Who says I didn't get any...
I don't think screwing posters count...and you paid them to take their pictures. In fact, I think I've slept with at least two of them on a well-worn hotel mattress, if you know what I mean.
If I were actually paying women, I don't think I'd be paying women like that just for a picture.I don't even remember them being that good.
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Lessee... distance to Calgary... around 1740 miles, or 2800 klicks...Robert Walper wrote:I couldn't bring myself to torture you guys with numbers for women halfway across the world, or even just the country. That would be just mean. No, it's best I carry the burden of such numbers alone. Some torments are meant for only one.
Roughly a two-day drive, then, maybe shading into three if I stop to check out the scenery in Montana and Wyoming, because I am a sucker for the Little Bighorn battlefield (eat it, Custer!), and I'd like to track down that little diner I ate at once in northern Wyoming...
For some time in the apparently pleasant company of Miss Lanna, well worth the drive.
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Bobby - Hey, I never said there was any shame in it. Poon is poon. As for the "screwing posters" crack, like I say...
Poon is poon.
Poon is poon.
You dirty son of a cockmonkey.Petrosjko wrote:"There are some things that go without saying, and some things that you have to throw out of your house by the seat of their filthy drunken pants.
Don't be that guy."
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Ok, you bastards. Good ole Friday night, and I got more pictures this time. Drool and weep boys! hehe...
Here's Tara. She was occupying the same spot April was last Saturday. Same thing, it was kinda slow so I chatted her up a bit and got a couple of pics.
Tara again of course. Damn she was hot. She's thinking of doing schooling for some PhD...but damned if I can remember for what...
Here's Robyn...my personal fovarite this Friday. She remembered me from last Saturday, unfortunately, she's taken. Damnit! Oh well, the pictures were worth it anyhow.
This here is Monica. She was working the floor with Jenny(further down) as the CowGirls with the holster shooters. For those unfamilar, they get you to take down a shot as they smother you with their breasts. I highly pleasant sensation.
Here's Lori. She was tending behind the bar with drinks. I was taking a picture of Robyn and she was right there, so I asked her for one as well. I'm just damned hard to say no to I guess...hehe.
And sure enough, that love of my life was working again tonight. Gorgeous Lanna. Easily talked her into another picture. She let me know Christine should be in Saturday night...now my goal is to get a picture of them both at the same time. Maybe with me in the middle.
Here's Kendra, working one of the beer tubs. Also talked her into a picture with me. It works wonders when you show them the previous half dozen pictures you've taken. Puts them at ease that you're not a weirdo.
Here's Kelly. Working the floor talking guys into taking shooters. Another cutie obviously.
This here is Katie, working one of the beer tubs if I recall correctly.
This here is Jenny, who was working the floor with Monica (above) doing the shooters with those kinky holsters.
Just another random shot of the dance floor. You can see the walkway where the models were walking earlier that night. I have a video or two of that, but no hosting capability. Meh...
Honestly, I can't remember this girl's name. Working one of the beer tubs I'm sure...
Another shot of Robyn. One of the cutest ones of the bunch I'm certain. I certainly enjoyed being around her (obviously).
Best picture of Robyn yet. I swear, this girl would be perfect for sheer looks alone if she was interested. Damn...all the good ones are taken...
That's right guys...drool it up! haha!
Edit: Oops! Almost forget this one:
This here is Stacey, another beer tub girl. Same thing, just a picture and a quick chat. Another nice girl.
Here's Tara. She was occupying the same spot April was last Saturday. Same thing, it was kinda slow so I chatted her up a bit and got a couple of pics.
Tara again of course. Damn she was hot. She's thinking of doing schooling for some PhD...but damned if I can remember for what...
Here's Robyn...my personal fovarite this Friday. She remembered me from last Saturday, unfortunately, she's taken. Damnit! Oh well, the pictures were worth it anyhow.
This here is Monica. She was working the floor with Jenny(further down) as the CowGirls with the holster shooters. For those unfamilar, they get you to take down a shot as they smother you with their breasts. I highly pleasant sensation.
Here's Lori. She was tending behind the bar with drinks. I was taking a picture of Robyn and she was right there, so I asked her for one as well. I'm just damned hard to say no to I guess...hehe.
And sure enough, that love of my life was working again tonight. Gorgeous Lanna. Easily talked her into another picture. She let me know Christine should be in Saturday night...now my goal is to get a picture of them both at the same time. Maybe with me in the middle.
Here's Kendra, working one of the beer tubs. Also talked her into a picture with me. It works wonders when you show them the previous half dozen pictures you've taken. Puts them at ease that you're not a weirdo.
Here's Kelly. Working the floor talking guys into taking shooters. Another cutie obviously.
This here is Katie, working one of the beer tubs if I recall correctly.
This here is Jenny, who was working the floor with Monica (above) doing the shooters with those kinky holsters.
Just another random shot of the dance floor. You can see the walkway where the models were walking earlier that night. I have a video or two of that, but no hosting capability. Meh...
Honestly, I can't remember this girl's name. Working one of the beer tubs I'm sure...
Another shot of Robyn. One of the cutest ones of the bunch I'm certain. I certainly enjoyed being around her (obviously).
Best picture of Robyn yet. I swear, this girl would be perfect for sheer looks alone if she was interested. Damn...all the good ones are taken...
That's right guys...drool it up! haha!
Edit: Oops! Almost forget this one:
This here is Stacey, another beer tub girl. Same thing, just a picture and a quick chat. Another nice girl.
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No, he buys them drinks.Summary: You pay whores to take their pictures.
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Robert....my friend
your missing the point of being apart of the Bitter Trio
it doesn't work if your not bitter damn it! What is KAN and Petrosjko suppossed to feel like if your not being bitter?
and your enjoying that club way to much......
and you had best be getting more than a lil convo with one or two of those lovely ladies.....or we wil have to get KAN to....harvest and bronze a portion of your anatomy..your not getting any use out of it.
your missing the point of being apart of the Bitter Trio
it doesn't work if your not bitter damn it! What is KAN and Petrosjko suppossed to feel like if your not being bitter?
and your enjoying that club way to much......
and you had best be getting more than a lil convo with one or two of those lovely ladies.....or we wil have to get KAN to....harvest and bronze a portion of your anatomy..your not getting any use out of it.
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There's a few clubs here on Okinawa where Japanese girls hang out and convince frustrated Marines who are not quite desperate enough to go to Whisper Alley (the local prostitute lane) to buy them $16 "juice" shots. Just be sure you don't fall into the same trap!
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Oh no, I'm still bitter. Nothing quite like hanging out with these gorgeous girls and going home alone. If that doesn't make someone really bitter, I don't know. I'm just making an effort to be bitter...really.DarkSilver wrote:Robert....my friend
your missing the point of being apart of the Bitter Trio
They will undoubtedly be relived I sacrifice myself this way, exposing myself to gorgeous women and getting nothing in return but a smile. It makes them feel better about themselves.it doesn't work if your not bitter damn it! What is KAN and Petrosjko suppossed to feel like if your not being bitter?
Going back tomorrow night.and your enjoying that club way to much......
I shall endeavor to work on that objective. Mind you, those are some pictures you guys will not be seeing.and you had best be getting more than a lil convo with one or two of those lovely ladies.....or we wil have to get KAN to....harvest and bronze a portion of your anatomy..your not getting any use out of it.
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At least, not without a fee of some sort.