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I'm lookin' at the AT-AT's in that pic...look at the one in the verrrrrry back..towards the left...it's angled as if it walked out from that mountain there...how in the hell did it get in that position? is that where it dropped? I couldn't have gotten OVER that mountain..no way...unless...it did...I know! It must've recalibrated it's phase variance photon emitter arrays, making it LOOK as if it is there but it's actually an image of the one closest to the camera! HA! Man I'm smurt!
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You'd dare to actually risk the wrath of stardestroyer.net by infecting Star Wars with the technobabble of Star Trek?Chardok wrote:I'm lookin' at the AT-AT's in that pic...look at the one in the verrrrrry back..towards the left...it's angled as if it walked out from that mountain there...how in the hell did it get in that position? is that where it dropped? I couldn't have gotten OVER that mountain..no way...unless...it did...I know! It must've recalibrated it's phase variance photon emitter arrays, making it LOOK as if it is there but it's actually an image of the one closest to the camera! HA! Man I'm smurt!
Is this bravery, or the act of a fool?
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Knock it off with the spam.
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That's pretty cool.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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Yes, yes he did, and so did I.Zed Snardbody wrote:Don't you mean stop this foolishness?RedImperator wrote:Knock it off with the spam.
In regards to the OP, I like the idea but not a big fan of the execution as it is.
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Well, if he deliberatedly tried to make thing look retarded, he wouldn't have done better.Dalton wrote:Yes, yes he did, and so did I.Zed Snardbody wrote:Don't you mean stop this foolishness?RedImperator wrote:Knock it off with the spam.
In regards to the OP, I like the idea but not a big fan of the execution as it is.
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Agreed, but some more constructive criticism:kheegan wrote:Well, if he deliberatedly tried to make thing look retarded, he wouldn't have done better.
-Bad typefaces. The thin lines make it harder to read headlines. Compare to some real Time covers to find a better one.
-One photo should take the majority of the cover (as in, more than 50% of total surface area, not one that's sort of larger). Most news-magazine covers have only one large image, and minor listings of other contents.
-Generally, compare to professionally made magazines for improvement.