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This goes out to anyone who would like to help me make a new avatar... Any help will be very much appreciated... this is the photo I want to use.
it's of my kids kissing my cheeks, isn't it precious?

How's that?

Zaia wrote:[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/ ... av.jpg[img]

How's that?

Looks like a red X.

Edit: Never mind, it showed up after I posted.

Lemme just say, Mrs. Kendall, that I think that's the cutest thing I've seen all week. Cute cute cute!

Here's another; I think I like this one better. It's more balanced.

Wow, you don't look nearly as evil as Cpl. Kendall said you were.

Thirdfain wrote:Lemme just say, Mrs. Kendall, that I think that's the cutest thing I've seen all week. Cute cute cute!

Thanks Thirdfain, I thought it was cute too... Thank you so much Zaia, you're the greatest ! This is awesome

Wicked Pilot wrote:Wow, you don't look nearly as evil as Cpl. Kendall said you were.

He said I was evil?

Mrs Kendall wrote:He said I was evil?

All wives are evil. Only someone truely evil would want to trap a man into an unchanging relationship with only one woman. Evil I tell you!

Oh ok, I see... sounds like you're not a fan of married women... keep me posted as to how that works for you throughout your life when you get so old with nobody available to date

He's joking dear. Plus he's still young and can afford to have that outlook.

I know I'm teasing him silly ... hence the

Oh, you crazy married types with your happy relationships and semi-regular sex lives.

I swear, if it wasn't for us devout, hard-working bachelors, this world wouldn't get anywhere.

Petrosjko wrote:Oh, you crazy married types with your happy relationships and semi-regular sex lives.

I swear, if it wasn't for us devout, hard-working bachelors, this world wouldn't get anywhere.

Tottally, considering I'm retired and don't do anything.

Cpl Kendall wrote:

Petrosjko wrote:Oh, you crazy married types with your happy relationships and semi-regular sex lives.

I swear, if it wasn't for us devout, hard-working bachelors, this world wouldn't get anywhere.

Tottally, considering I'm retired and don't do anything.

Just to clarify, he's retired (from the army) but I'm not married to an old man ! He's only 27, ok.

Mrs Kendall wrote:Oh ok, I see... sounds like you're not a fan of married women... keep me posted as to how that works for you throughout your life when you get so old with nobody available to date

It's working just fine. I get to scratch, fart, and leave the toilet seat up with no complaints. And seeing how I'm going to be a sexy beast forever, I don't see any problems on the horizon.

Mrs Kendall wrote:Just to clarify, he's retired (from the army) but I'm not married to an old man ! He's only 27, ok.

A Python sketch comes to mind...

Wicked Pilot wrote:

Mrs Kendall wrote:Oh ok, I see... sounds like you're not a fan of married women... keep me posted as to how that works for you throughout your life when you get so old with nobody available to date

It's working just fine. I get to scratch, fart, and leave the toilet seat up with no complaints. And seeing how I'm going to be a sexy beast forever, I don't see any problems on the horizon.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Thanks for the laugh

edit: I don't complain if my husband is itchy down there, I don't complain about his farts, and I don't care how the toilet seat is left. You just have to find the right woman for you.

Dalton wrote:

Mrs Kendall wrote:Just to clarify, he's retired (from the army) but I'm not married to an old man ! He's only 27, ok.

A Python sketch comes to mind...

Python sketch ?

Mrs Kendall wrote:Python sketch ?

The one where vicious gangs of babies kidnap fathers. Same one as the "Hell's Grannies" sketch.

Ok, now I'm really embarassed, I didn't realise you were talking MONTY PYTHON. I thought you were litterally talking about someone's drawing/sketch of a python. I failed to see what that had to do with what I had said so I was really confused.

edit: I do have to admit though, I do not know what sketch you are talking about, I haven't seen that one.

Mrs Kendall wrote:Ok, now I'm really embarassed, I didn't realise you were talking MONTY PYTHON. I thought you were litterally talking about someone's drawing/sketch of a python. I failed to see what that had to do with what I had said so I was really confused.

edit: I do have to admit though, I do not know what sketch you are talking about, I haven't seen that one.

Ah, too bad, because you also missed vicious gangs of Keep Left signs!

I think it's on "And Now For Something Completely Different".

I'll have to look for that at the movie store. I've actually been having the urge to watch some Monty Python lately.