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The eternal question...

Evidence as follows:

Short skirts:









Tight jeans:









Further contributions to the debate are not only welcomed, but demanded.

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Why not tight jean shorts?

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Why not tight jean shorts?

Let's not get too complicated here... I'd say they count towards a vote for tight jeans (which can be long and short).

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Why not tight jean shorts?

Indecisive weenie.

Skirts. I'm a leg man.

What? No tight jean skirts?

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:What? No tight jean skirts?

Look, if you want to offer an alternative, you contribute imagery.

This is SDnet. Visuals trump dialogue.

Besides, I went to grueling labor to extract these images for you people. You may not be aware of it, but the 'net is awash with, well, pornography, and I had to...

I had to...

I had to turn Google safesearch on.

I feel so dirty now.

Captain Cyran wrote:*Head explodes*

Which one?



I went with jeans, although it was a close call.

Petrosjko wrote:Look, if you want to offer an alternative, you contribute imagery.

This is SDnet. Visuals trump dialogue.

Besides, I went to grueling labor to extract these images for you people. You may not be aware of it, but the 'net is awash with, well, pornography, and I had to...

I had to...

I had to turn Google safesearch on.

I feel so dirty now.

Get out of my sight... take a shower, I can see the nastiness pouring off of you.

As for what I picked, I haven't yet. Both are just... so good.

Skirts. Jeans show you the shape of the leg, but short skirts let you see the leg itself.

I love Jessie Capelli.


This one has got to be put in the 'impractical female armour' thread in FAN...


For those who voted 'jeans'... it's hard to find pornstars wearing clothes, and this is all I've come across thus far...

Short dress instead of skirt...

Petrosjko wrote:

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:What? No tight jean skirts?

Look, if you want to offer an alternative, you contribute imagery.

This is SDnet. Visuals trump dialogue.

Besides, I went to grueling labor to extract these images for you people. You may not be aware of it, but the 'net is awash with, well, pornography, and I had to...

I had to...

I had to turn Google safesearch on.

I feel so dirty now.

You.....you did the image with safesearch.....on?

I thought I knew you....


I...
I feel so disillusioned now....I mean...after all this time...

how could you? What does this mean!?!?

Your no longer the man I knew!!

And now..I present my evidence, as required...to prove the superiority of short skirts over tight jeans....

as much as I love tight jeans, you can't just flip up the jeans and take whats underneath right there and then.

*looks back at everyone while saving pictures to hard drive*

What? What the fuck are y'all looking at!

DarkSilver wrote:You.....you did the image with safesearch.....on?

I thought I knew you....


I...
I feel so disillusioned now....I mean...after all this time...

how could you? What does this mean!?!?

Your no longer the man I knew!!.

Don't you DARE look down on me. I did what I did for the board! I took one for the team! I deprived myself of boobies for the good of all!

I don't answer to you or anyone else!

Petrosjko wrote:

DarkSilver wrote:*snip*

Don't you DARE look down on me. I did what I did for the board! I took one for the team! I deprived myself of boobies for the good of all!

I don't answer to you or anyone else!

[Jack Nicholson mode]
You didn't take one for the team. No one asked you to take one for the team! You did this for yourself! You deprived yourself of the Gods Given Boobies and Porn because YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE BOOBIES AND PORN!

You don't answer to me, you don't have to answer to me....but tell me....Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?

-pulls out a gun, grins widely and full of mirth, and aims it at Petrosjko-
[/Jack Nicholson mode]

I'm gonna have to go with tight jeans. There are few sights that get me more excited than a gal with a great ass in a pair of jeans that are a size too small.

Short skirts are a close second though.

Less bullshit, more pics.




Here you go Observer_2000. Something for the tight jeans crowd.

yes, more pics...

Tough one, I guess I'll go with a short skirt. Far more variety contained therein.

Stofsk wrote:Less bullshit, more pics.

Stofsk, what the hell. You can't even see most of her legs. You're stacking the vote by shoving that huge rack under the "tight jeans" category when in fact that picture has nothing at all to do with her jeans and everything to do with those... magnificent breasts... I...

Your plan has failed! I already voted for skirts before looking at your shameful attempt to stuff the vote box! VICTORY IS MINE! You shall perish in flames! *pulls a Vince Clortho and trips over some boxes while running away*

(I don't suppose that picture is just one of a set, is it? )

More jeans, damnit! (With a couple of jean shorts thrown in just because I can!)

Bless you, Z. Bless you.

Uraniun235 wrote:Your plan has failed! I already voted for skirts before looking at your shameful attempt to stuff the vote box! VICTORY IS MINE! You shall perish in flames! *pulls a Vince Clortho and trips over some boxes while running away*

Heh. Hey man, whoever wins between skirts vs jeans, we ALL win.

(I don't suppose that picture is just one of a set, is it? )

They all are, the trouble is the Ethics Commission will be onto my arse quicker than you can say "NSFW" if I posted the entire set. Trust me, it was hard finding a 'decent' picture of a girl wearing short skirts and tight jeans. Most pornstars like to disrobe as quickly as possible, for some reason... who'da thunk it?