The massive iron nickel asteroid drifts serenely through space. A tiny fighter releases two canisters into the asteroid's gravity well...
EIN: "Time to change the direction this thing's going....
3...
2..
1."
One of the canisters detonates less than a kilometer above the rock's cratered surface with a searing, blinding white flash...
BOOOOOM!!!
Another brilliant thermonuclear flash bursts forth on the asteroid's surface...
BOOOOOM!!!
The asteroid travels on a new course, the angry red glowing crater quite prominent in its side. The Space Camaro jumps into hyperspace, satisfied at the rock's new course...
Stofsk wrote:Oh come on Einy, that last one had nothing to do with jeans OR short skirts. Jeez.
Ah, just a little bit more salt on the nuke I guess
Bah, if it was anybody but you...
Took goddamned ten minutes for my slow-ass connection to finish downloading all of your damned man-meat.
*grumbles*
10 min damn sorry for you man makes me happy with the 10 meg pipe I sit on.
I say skirts but sometimes a nice piece I mean pair of jeans are nice. As I can I will contribute some.
Dunno, but in general I love tight jeans, EXCEPT in the case if the girl has *really* beautiful legs. Short skirt enhances a chick's beautiful legs in magnitues, but tight jeans generally works better for "average" chicks.
Of course, neither tight jeans nor short skirt looks beautiful when worn by Lwaxanna Troi. I'm not sure about Kathryn Janeway, though. Whaddya' think? Pics?
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Dunno, but in general I love tight jeans, EXCEPT in the case if the girl has *really* beautiful legs. Short skirt enhances a chick's beautiful legs in magnitues, but tight jeans generally works better for "average" chicks.
Of course, neither tight jeans nor short skirt looks beautiful when worn by Lwaxanna Troi. I'm not sure about Kathryn Janeway, though. Whaddya' think? Pics?
Einy can get away with a bit of a threadjack because he's insufferably cute.
Sorry... You can't manage to get away with the threadjack.
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Damn, that last pic's shiny, too bad I'd look soooo much better in it .
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Rye wrote:Damn, that last pic's shiny, too bad I'd look soooo much better in it .
I demand proof.
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Frank Hipper wrote:Nothing stimulates quite like an Einy Threadjack.
I don't think it really counts as a true threadjack since it's all on topic except for the last Bill Pullman lookalike in a Tim-Curry-in-Rocky-Horror bonus pic there. After all, I voted for tight jeans because I like how boy buns look in 'em as compared to in skirts.
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Not so sure about that. As some who's wore a kilt i'd say the infinately nicer to wear and to look at. Easy access and pure hornyness are the 2 main benefits. Nothing is more refreshing then an a warm gentle wind arround your bare nads.
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