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ok, the SDN Garage Band casting call

So far the drummer position is taken

*whips out the trumpet.

where does the brass section set up?

Bass.

spoons

erm....backup vocals

Ok so far we have....

Zaia: Drums
Crackpot: Horns
Rogue: Bass
Bear: roadie/lights & Pots (scary part he also did it for a while)

I call cow bell.

[Bruce Dickinson]GUESS WHAT? I gotta fever, and the only prescription... is more COWBELL![/Bruce]

One clarinet, checking in!

If anybody has an alto sax lying around, I can also play that. I just don't have one.

Ok roadie looks into purchasing an alto sax.....

so why did I take the roadie position anyways....


oh yeah, I am talentless musically except for fanning a sound board, and dimming large numbers of very, very bright lights.....

erm no one touch the pots on that laser with "Ein" painted on it....

why?

see that shadow on the stage, it used to be a crazed stalker....

Proposal to Zaia: we alternate between percussion and set.

I call manager.

well I'm thinking of the rest of the road crew.....

let's see we got
Me: Gaffer, lights & pots experience+former Class B driver.
Ein & Ver. look like they could make could roadies.....
any other considerations mr. manager?

I assume this is a rock/jazz band thing so my instrument knowledge isn't really needed.

This is starting to sound less like a garage band and more like something you'd see on Solid Gold...

I for one can make disgusting weirdo demented screams worthy of any KISS concert

Bagpipes, baby!

Triangels. and kazzo

I'm going to assume this is a multicultural band and not some anglocentric thing.

This is what I play.

Male Vocalist. I am sorely needed for the sex appeal factor.

This band needs a bass 'bone, and I'm the man for that job.

Darth Fanboy wrote:Male Vocalist. I am sorely needed for the sex appeal factor.

Yeah, you can do a Ricky Martin thing while I do a vomit green crap and wail like a bitch on fire thing. In corpse paint

I can sing and play guitar. Sign me up!

BTW, I also play the skin flute.

well the basic idea was to form a band around Z as the drummer, so she could tour Aussie land....

Superman wrote:BTW, I also play the skin flute.

Ooh, performance art!!

Can I be a groupie? or a cheering fangirl??

(Note: I've also worked as both a sound and lighting tech. I know theater better than concerts though.)