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Natalie Portman Minus Hair

Posted: 2005-05-10 11:41am
by Joe
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Posted: 2005-05-10 11:49am
by Rogue 9
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RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! :shock:

Posted: 2005-05-10 11:50am
by Chmee
Looks ready for a THX-1138 remake

Posted: 2005-05-10 12:03pm
by salm
Hair is overrated.

Posted: 2005-05-10 12:33pm
by Robert Walper
salm wrote:Hair is overrated.
True, you can always grab them by the ears while they...oh, never mind. :twisted:

Posted: 2005-05-10 12:35pm
by The Cleric
I think she looks sexier now.

Posted: 2005-05-10 12:37pm
by Robert Walper
The Cleric wrote:I think she looks sexier now.
*shrugs* Not to me. I don't mind short hair, but bald? Just doesn't look right...

Posted: 2005-05-10 12:49pm
by JME2
Coming soon -- Bride of Shinzon... 8)

Posted: 2005-05-10 01:00pm
by Joe
Hair is extremely important for me, personally. The most gorgeous face in the world will be utterly repellent to me without a good head of hair. I cannot stand uber-short haircuts on women.

Posted: 2005-05-10 01:10pm
by The Cleric
I'd do the old Portman, but I'd tear the new one up.

Posted: 2005-05-10 04:20pm
by Jason von Evil
She still looks hott, with two Ts. :D

"They might think I'm a neo-nazi..." Except she was born in Israel and a Jewish neo-nazi is an oxymoron. :P

Posted: 2005-05-10 04:44pm
by Manus Celer Dei
Somewhere, Vin Diesels agent is quietly freaking out
Heh.

I HEREBY FOUND THE CULT OF NATALIE PORTMAN!

Wait, no. That's stupid.

Posted: 2005-05-10 04:45pm
by Jason von Evil
Manus Celer Dei wrote:
Somewhere, Vin Diesels agent is quietly freaking out
Heh.

I HEREBY FOUND THE CULT OF NATALIE PORTMAN!

Wait, no. That's stupid.
Natalie Portan single handily destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. :D

Posted: 2005-05-10 04:50pm
by Manus Celer Dei
Aya wrote:
Manus Celer Dei wrote:
Somewhere, Vin Diesels agent is quietly freaking out
Heh.

I HEREBY FOUND THE CULT OF NATALIE PORTMAN!

Wait, no. That's stupid.
Natalie Portan single handily destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. :D
"The weapons dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not, as commonly beleived, atomic bombs, they were in fact Natalie Portmans orgasms. This why she must never have sex again."

Or something like that. I can't be bothered finding the CoVD site to check.

Posted: 2005-05-10 05:40pm
by Jason von Evil

Posted: 2005-05-10 05:42pm
by Tasoth
Sex-E.

Posted: 2005-05-10 06:07pm
by ArmorPierce
The Cleric wrote:I think she looks sexier now.
She looks like a teenage male neo-nazi.

Would I still do her? Well she still gots a vagina, doesn't she? Don't know, would have to see how she looks overall bt that buzzcut is a big turn off.

Posted: 2005-05-10 06:15pm
by Jason von Evil
She looks like Jack/Kyra from Pitch Black.

Posted: 2005-05-10 06:20pm
by Chardok
You guys have to be joking. She looks like crap without hair. Seriously. Sinead O'connor revisited.

Posted: 2005-05-10 07:07pm
by Tsyroc
I think she still looks good.

Not that she doesn't look better with hair.


She's going to be in V for Vendetta though? They are sure pulling out all the graphic novel/comic book sources these days now aren't they?

Too them long enough. After they kept screwing them up. I'm still waiting for DC to put out a few more of the obscure characters. Marvel has shown that you don't need to stick to the supposed "Big Guns" to make a good movie.

Actually maybe it's Dark Horse and some of the other independents that are doing better on that front?

Posted: 2005-05-10 10:06pm
by Darth Lucifer
I'd like to take her to a wig shop and have a field day trying on new styles. I'd also still tap that ass, hair or no hair.

Posted: 2005-05-10 10:16pm
by Zor
At least she did not dye her hair blonde. (note, zor is no fan of blonde hair that mucth and hates it when people dye there hair blonde)

It's a Change, not a really good or bad change but a change. She's still hot and it's not perminent for those who don't like it.

Zor

Posted: 2005-05-10 10:45pm
by Seggybop
She looks more like me than Natalie Portman >_>;;

Posted: 2005-05-11 12:04am
by RogueIce
Meh. I still found Demi Moore plenty sexy in GI Jane so I'm sure I'll manage to find a balder Natalie Portman sexy, too. :D

Posted: 2005-05-11 12:17am
by Joe
She's going to be in V for Vendetta though? They are sure pulling out all the graphic novel/comic book sources these days now aren't they?
Yeah, but it's a mixed blessing. The Wachowskis are writing the script and one of their proteges is directing. V is being played by none other than Agent Smith, though.